Ran to the Dumb Survey

Do you have a good relationship with your family? yeah I try to

What do you do when you get up in the morning? Pee

Your favorite word? Holymoleydonutshop lol

Were you a fan of NSync? Yes..."You are my fire...my one desire..."

Have you ever found anything gross in one of your McDonald's meals? No but McDonalds have made me throw-up before...

What is your most awkward moment ever? 9th grade I bent down and my pants ripped...showing my bright blue panties...I knew the pants were too tight too trying to be cute...

Have you ever gotten drunk in front of your parents? Not drunk...

Does your dad deserve the Best Dad Award? He does actually...he has always always been there...I couldnt have picked a better father

Would you ever become a celebrity? Yeah of course I will

Know any well-known celebrities? No...who care I am a celebrity

Do you love yourself? Yes I sure do

What is on your mind right now?I have to pee so bad

What do you want right now? I want him...

Are you happier when you're alone or with people? With people

When was your last shower? This morning

Do you believe in love at first sight? No that is crap...Lust but not love

Do you wear your heart on your sleeve? Yeah I do

Last movie seen in the theaters? My Bloody Valentine

Best guy friend? Justin...make my money!

Last ex? Caisson

Last fast food meal? Wendy's

Last shower? This morning

Anything exciting coming up? My birthday!!

Next person you're gonna hang out with? Probably Ashley tommorow

Do you have any "frenemies"? no that stupid...why be friends with your enemy

Did you kiss a girl? ummm no

Did you like it? I said no!

Was her chapstick cherry flavored? Did I say no or did I say no?

Afterwords did you drop it like its hot? Yeah sure why not...

MY FAVORITE COMMERICAL

LMAO @ White Madea...LOL "call the po-po" "I aint going down silent..."

Now I dont watch too much TV as much as I used to, but this is my favorite commercial at the moment! The foolishness just to make sure people do not go to H&R BLOCK to get your taxes done...its a RECESSION INDEED

NO THANK YOU!!!!

I love T.I. and all But...No Thank You.
I am like disgusted...

Forreal...

No T.I. or is this T.I.P?



The groupie who receive this Tee is probably forever grateful to have the remains of T.I. sweaty scrotum sack perfumed soaked tee...OBAMA come save your country!

Selfish People

I just feel like writing this blog to express my disappointment.

I am not going to go into detail right now about the personal aspect on it, but let just say someone always finds a way to disappoint me. Like it is getting on my nerves because I know they are a good person, but because of their own selfish desires, they choose to think about themselves rather than to think about how it would affect me.

Its dirty, but you know what...screw it! I just realized [well I didnt just realize] that people will always continue to disappoint you. You can tell them and it may not even matter because 85% of the people on this Earth are SELFISH! Its true. Everyone is worried about their own problems, their own happiness, their own greedy way for people to care about them...

Its a dirty selfish world out here...I guess I am part of the 15% who actually care about hurting others. I actually care how my actions could affect someone else...I know how to Sympathize without thinking about benefiting me. But I understand...some people have serious issues and they wake up and the world wakes up for THEM!

True story. Some people really do not believe their actions could affect someone. They are so busy thinking about what one will do for them or whatever!!! I am just tired because its not fair when I do for others and I do not get the same in return. No equality...no fairness...just empty-handed!

I need to set my expectations low for people because of the selfish people. UGGHHHH!!!

ITS NOT FAIR! I HATE ACTUALLY HAVING EMOTIONS THAT ACTUALLY EMPATHIZES WITH PEOPLE WHO WOULD NOT DO THE SAME FOR ME!(ok enough with the caps I am calm now)

Anyways

I made my point I am just frustrated forgive me for venting today

My Tummy Hurts!!!

So yeah this offically sucks....

My tummy hurts :(

I went out last night with my friend Ashley...and yeah we had an okay time. This dude, LOL in which I met only the day before because of my Aunt Debbie, kept bugging me to come hang with him. He is one of those people who knows people in the "industry"...which means I guess supposely he can get into any club in Atlanta(side-eye).

He kept boasting the night I met him any club I want, VIP, Unlimited guestlist, all that good stuff...oh check this...he is Left-Eye's cousin! Right....
So anyways...my friend Ashley and I was tired of where we were at so I gave in to see what this man aka JohnBoy (what grown man has a name like this?) what talking about. This dude wanted us to meet him at the underground at this club called House. I hate House!!! But we were bored and that's where he was at.

This dude is such a nobody...like forreal. Yeah we got in VIP but the club is so wack. He didn't get us any drinks...and for him to be "Left-Eye's cousin" he dressed raggety. Oh I am over it. I am going to do a video blog about these fake grown men who swear they have pull in the clubs! Trust me it's coming soon I have alot to say!

But I guess I drunk too many Patron maragritas(fav drink) and I begged my friend to take me to Waffle House...you know you gotta go there after the club. So now I am sick to my stomach and can't get the energy to cook something to eat. Still in the bed actually...but don't get it twisted I don't have a hangover...I don't get those...I will be ok...I wish someone would cook me some eggs and cheese grits :(

I guess I have to get some strenght to make it myself [puts on pathetic face].

Ok kissey kissey bye bye!

My REACTION VIDEOS!

OH Lord...so here I go posting these videos...making up for lost time I guess. These are again old...like last month.

So I did a reaction video to 2 girls & 1 cup, I love the fishes, and 2 girl 1 finger reaction.

I never knew that people did stuff like what these people have done. Its is nasty gross and yeah just freakin DISGUSTING! So why did I watch them? Because I am a fool...

Please do yourself a favor and never watch any of them, and if you already have God Bless you...you feel my pain.

I love the fishes REACTION



2 Girls 1 Cup REACTIOM

Disclaimer: I know now not to do a reaction video to something I have already seen...its not the same...but hey I did it anyways and it was my second and last time watching 2 girls and 1 cup...NO MORE!!!!



2 Girls 1 Finger

Disclaimer: 2 girls 1 finger is a bootleg Japanese version of 2 girls 1 cup...STUPID!!!



MY COMMENTS TO MY REACTION VIDEOS LOL!

Freestyle Blog

I freestyled this blog #1 & #2 [no I didnt rap...sorry to disappoint you]

Now I also did these 2 months ago...and the point of these blogs is to just run my mouth. None of the blogs were thought out or premeditated. I just basically turn on the camera and talk...talk...talk!

So again these blogs are completely random but I hope u can appreciate them...if not...SO!

PT.1 Freestyle


Pt.2 Freestyle

My First Confession

I decided to do a blog on my confessions.

I dunno why, but I thought it was a nice concept so here is my first one.

INTRODUCING Kiwi™ aka Kiwi Too Much

So Who am I?

Kiwi™...yes I trademarked myself. Why Not?

Anyways this is my blog that I want to share with the world. I have always wanted to do this but now I am serious and think I am capable of letting the world know who I am.

Yes I trademarked myself but the ™ is also short for Too Much. I actually came up with that last night because at times(maybe all the time lol) I can be too much. But who cares its me...thats how I operate and I love myself!

I also niched myself as the "Random Greeneyed Girl". I am a very random person and who of course my eyes are naturally green...hence my name Kiwi (like the fruit).

Random Fact about Kiwi: My father dropped me on my head when I was a baby...so that could be the reason for my sometimes delayed mind aka...I am a little slow (you will find out soon).

Anyways I am an orginal...I do not do things because everyone is doing it...and if they are I will put my own twist to it.

I also have a youtube account so I am going to put my video blogs on here as well. So keep in touch and look at my first video blog I did like 2 months ago. Enjoy!




Yeah I sound really raspy and boring...but give me a break I was sleepy and it was my first one...If you dont like it then Booooooo!