LOL :-)

I havent posted in so long (its been a rough month in August)

So Trey Songz has a song out (Im sure you heard) called LOL :-)

People just make a song about anything these days huh? And Gucci Mane is everywhere now...DAMN! And of course Souljah Boy picked out the perfect nursery rhyme beat to go with this elementary-like song.

This song is so stupid & catchy at the same time...I feel like I am brainwashed or something. But this song actually could have a good meaning behind it.

The world needs more LOL (laughing out louds) & smiley faces. But the message within the song is not okay to send out to little kids such as "Shorty just text me, say she want to sex me ,LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face, Shorty send a twitpic, she said come and get this.". <--Oh really? So this is what we are teaching the children now?

Anyways Just wanted to put this out there. Oh and grown men please dont start texting the ladies LOL :-)

Dont do it!

WHY U SO OBSESSED WITH ME?

Just to let you know "Obsessed" the Movie was very predict-a-ble! Lifetime orginal...

I love Mariah's new song "Obsessed".

OMG with social media stuff like FaceBook, Twitter, and my blogs I am making it easier for people to stalk the ish outta me and satisfy their "obsession"! **By the way WTF(Why The F**k) does Twitter & Blogger suggest people to "follow" them...you are provoking the stalkers!!Anyways...

I have a couple of stalker stories I like to share but first I want to put this out here. There is a huge difference between a little checking up on somebody & STALKING! I am a little nosy so yeah I have "checked up" on some people...but NEVER STALKED!

-I had a dude know my school schedule and would always bump into me after I got outta class.What a coink-i-dink!

-I had a dude follow me from the highway to McDonalds for my #

-I had a dude follow me from clubs to other locations Waffle House, Gas Stations, etc...

-I had several dude stalk me in the grocery store to watch me aisle for aisle and then pick the perfect opportunity to "talk" to me.

-I had a Myspace stalker that I do not wanna talk about it [very creepy] in which is why I do not be on that mess any more.

-I posted my job on my FaceBook page when I used to work at Bath&Body Works and this dude literally kept staring at me & didnt want my help when I asked him. He then revealed conicidently "arent we facebook friends"? OMG did you just ask me that? I think he just came up there to see me in person[to which is why I dont have too many strangers as FB friends].

-I had a dude last week have a wack convo with me and wouldnt leave me alone, and he got my number not from my friend, but searched it in her phone and stole it! [True Story]

-I had a dude in the mall who I have no spoken to in forever who I thought lost my number, watch me go from store to store to call me and tell me he knows where I am at. "I see you shopping in Macy's. I seen you earlier in that other store too and didnt wanna say nothing...yeah I am not even in Macy I am outside of it". Are you watching me shop store to store? Super Stalker.

-I had a dude steal my pictures on Blackplanet, put them on his page and told the world I was his girlfriend. One of my friends had to tell me about that one.

I have so many stories about dudes who are so obsessed with me I rather not write that novel today. I mean sometimes I am literally paranoid where I go because I be feeling like someone is stalking me. I mean IDK whats wrong with people. Get a freaking life. If I am not interested in you stop bothering me...dont stalk me from a distance either.

Oh and this doesnt just go for guys either. There are females who stalk me too. Not because they gay or anything...because they are true haters. They wanna know about my life because I guess I got something they want. They are probably reading this blog so if you are reading this Hey Girl!!! ***There is more than one too I know this for a FACT! (whatever though).

That is why my FaceBook is super-private, Myspace private, and Twitter is about to be private. Social Media is making this stuff too easy...but dont worry my blogs will stay open. Read my other blog LIVE.LOVE.LOVE

STALKERS ARE THE NEW HATERS EVERYONE!

WHY YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?!

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***UNDERCONSTRUCTION***

My blog layout is getting on my nerves...

I am sick of it and need something more...

I am not sure what exactly the look I am going for, but I need to do better than this...

I am still going to be posting blogs, but gotta find a better layout other than this. (If you know any free blogger websites with cute layouts please let me know...thanks!)

I am being my own PR person and revamping this place here...

So be on the lookout for the new kiwitm.blogspot.com.

Thanks for reading.

Oh and because I am random and a Youtube whore please check out this video clip.
This suburban thug is a scared to kill a bug (roach+spider+fly???) and took him 3 1/2 to kill it. What a punk! DRAMATIC MUCH? LOL it is hilarious thanks Paige <---follow her I just did today! This clip was too much!



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BEYONCE's NEW COMMERCIAL

Miss Beyonce Miss Beyonce...

I love here and all...but this right here just makes me questions her.

Is it hard for her to pretend she is normal? She looks a little special...

Especially that noise she made at the end...I am like ok.....?

I have seen alot of these Nintendo DS commercial and everyone looks (or atleast acts) natural like they really like it...not Miss Beyonce...it looks forced and I dont believe her. Damn she just has to be everywhere I guess!

Everytime I see this commercial I am shaking my head because she will do anything to get a buck...whatever make that money I guess.

I dunno maybe its me, call me a hater I dont care I dont believe she was being real.

I TRIED TO IGNORE THIS BUT...

OMG!!! I REALLY WANNA SLAP THE BOTH OF THEM?

SO these fools were @ the IVY [HOLLYWOOD'S ULTIMATE PAPARAZZI PLACE] LAST NIGHT! Look @ them faking like they are having such a great time...

You are begging for attention huh? Screaming for it at the top of your lungs huh? Didnt her album drop already? Or did it get push back? Dream are u flaunting her around and letting the world know your smashing that?

OMG girl...I really liked you once upon a time. I didnt think you would stoop so low! When people go to the Ivy that means they are in desperate need of camera time and publicity.

Do yall know her hair is not fully blonde...just the front? Faker! Make me sick...the both of them and just because she is causing a scene and is going for desperate measures by sleeping with him...I am not SUPPORTING YOUR ALBUM CHRISTINA!Ewww...I bet that was a fake kiss too. She knew the cameras were looking!

If you have real talent you wouldnt do this mess...Fake a$$!

DO YOU WANT A GOOD LAUGH TODAY?

I am so upset right now...

What in the hot garbage mess is this?

Did he get his whole wardrobe from forever 21? In the female department?

And please check his footwork...please tell me his is not wearing 4 inch heels!

They are cute...ooo boy where did u get them?

That is sad when I am asking a grown man where he get his heels from...

This ish has to stop...its one thing to be gay...its another thing to be transgender or a crossdresser...

But he looks like he wants to be a little of both? Like if he really wanted to be a girl like he would want hair on his head, maybe some boobies, and shave his beard and moustache. So what is your goal? WTF? WTH? I just...my head hurts from trying to figure it out.

I have nothing against gay men...but this is just confusing. I dont think he knows what the hell he wants...I am done!

WE STILL LINING OUR LIPS WITH BLACK EYELINER?

Who still lines their lips with black eyeliner? Oh and dont even get me started on the eyebrows...

I will admit this was kinda the style when I was 14/15...but it was moreso brown[Ok I am ashamed that I did this but it was in then] but my stuff was never this bad!

Check out the self-placement black eyeliner mole...Ok I am done!

Just wanted to share this photo...

SOLANGE GIRL...

OMG Girl...I have been quiet enough...

I tried to ignore you...

It doesnt work...

WTH do you think you are doing? Did your son draw this on your face?

This ish right here is the product of a forgotten child.

I, myself, have tagged myself plenty of times to people and stated that I am the forgotten child [because I am in the middle and I dont even do anything that just makes my parents go WOW too often I guess] but she takes this to a whole new level!

I know it must be really, painfully, hard to be the little sister to Beyonce. Usually its the younger sibling who gets all of the attention...even more so when the older one leaves and goes to college or whatever...


Not for Solange, when your sister is the primary money maker in the family and hardest working woman in American, of course your parents push you to the side just a little [hey its buisness].

So what is the younger sibling to do? Well she tried her own little hustler with trying to be like big sister...with ther first CD [remember the song she had with Lil Romeo...its the only one I can remember]FAIL! Then she did what alot of young and probably forgotten little girls do become a teenage mother and maybe just maybe all the focus will be sent to her...FAIL! Then she attempts acting just like big sister...FAIL! And yet again she is attempting this singing career in the most essentric [weirdest] way possible to say out of her sisters shadow and branch off into her own person[ Her and Ray J in this famous older sibling shadow maybe they shoud hook up]...FAIL!!!

Remember when she fell out 2 weeks ago?

I am sorry she looks like she taking a nap

And she had the nerve to Twitter about it!!! Girl you so dramatic...when you learn to fall out like that from your 4 year old son?

Girl where are your friends? They must do not like you forreal because "MY" friends would tell me "girl you look like you was playing in Crayola kiddie paint take that crap off" or more importantly they will go " Girl if you gonna leave the house like that I dont know you" or "We not leaving the house until you take this crap off"!

Those are what you call friends! Friends dont let friends put stupid makeup art on their faces and leave the house! Solange we need to find you some friends and people who really love you.

LITTLE WAYNE I NEED TO TALK TO YOU

Everyone is talking about the PROM QUEEN VIDEO...

Noo..Noo..Noo...you crossover and now you think you hot ish and can do no wrong..you can be a rapper/punk rocker and everyone loves it...not me!

See it all started after Lollipop...I was in Panama CityBeach,FL for my spring break and I started noticing a whole new group of people bumping "Lollipop" like 24/7...and new profound love for Lil Wayne...

Okay thats cool...you are opening your audience...thats a good thing. Bad thing is now you think you gotta be something else to keep that audience or something...

So you decided to get this stupid piercing to make yourself so orginal...wow no rapper in the game has a lip piercing! This look like a pimple [herpes whatever] and I am just confused. Why go there? Would you have done this if you didnt get this new fan base?

Look At him...he is not orginal. He looks like a Black Kid Rock...isnt that like his new best friend?
Now he wants to do a freak entire Punk Rock Rap Album...Jesus...
Now I am up for creativity and trying something new...

I heard and seen the new single "Prom Queen" and I refuse to put the video up because I dont do what everyone else do...and I dont like it. I like the concept! I think the song is actually deep...but the actual way it is coming across in this punk rock fashion...is not my cup of tea. Its stupid and he is just doing too much!

Lil Wayne,

Take the damn lip piercing off...your making yourself extremely unattractive [I dont care how much money he has...he reminds me of a gremlin!]

Love Kiwi

WHAT THE HELL? POTTY DANCE?!!

I am seriously about to be done with TV...

OK Look @ What I previously post about Bow Wow today
I am still pissed about this [click here]

And #1 on 106nPark is STANKY LEG? I cant...

Okay and now this bull...

Huggies has taken pull-ups to a whole new low...

A POTTY DANCE? A MOTHERFREAKIN POTTY DANCE?

This guy I swear is Keenan Thompsons twin...I thought it was him!

Why is this guy so goofy looking?
And can somebody please tell certain people that no one raps like its the '80s anymore...its 2009...stop it with the slow rhythmic rhyming style...

Oo I better now see any grown people do the "potty dance"
This is a damn sad a** shame!
Well no...this is still better than the STANKY LEG!

I RATHER DO THE POTTY DANCE THAN THE STANKY LEG ANY DAY! LOL

Im speechless now...

BEYONCE NO!

This dress was a no-no!
House of Damnitswrong...not for the Oscars sweetie.
I know you got the memo strapless dress w/mermaid tails
But that doesn't mean use your collection to the Oscars...
This is an A-List even...Versace, Prada, Roberto Cavalli...
House of Dereon...No!
[And I bet she wanted it gold to go with the Gold Oscar theme]

Usually she is on point...so I will give her a pass...but still you failed...

Beyonce I just have a question...

When are you gonna just sit down somewhere...Like forreal...
I love you...Your a beautiful woman...
You have a beautiful voice...
But forreal...

I have seen you non-stop working for the past 11 years...
Have you all notice there has not be a year where Beyonce took a break?
It's like she is scared...are you afraid someone like Rhianna is gonna take your shine?
Yes Beyonce I know your a Diva...female version of a Hustler...
But even Jay-Z took a Break and had 10 albums...
Your rich Go SIT DOWN!

Chelsea Lately said it best last night...
She was like "Honey why were you at the Oscars? In fact why is she at every award show? I bet if there was an Animal Planet awards she will be there too! Beyonce your everywhere! We see you...we get it! "

Agreed...

NEW DANCES

I think both of these dances are kinda special...but the tunes are so catchy!
So I guess people are just in the mood to create new dance nonsense...okay!

I can tolerate Swag Surfin'...its not that bad...but looking at grown men do this in the club...I just i dunno forreal...

Then we got the infamous "STANKY LEG"...People from TX really try their damnest to come out with dances like they do in ATL...ummm no try again...lol

OMG LORD JESUS...I just think this is the stupidest song...stupidest dance...who thinks of special stuff like this?
I am not gonna lie though...I be catching myself wanna do it though...its trying to brainwash me to do the dance!

I blame Souljah Boy for having people come up with these ignorant dances that have ignorant songs to match. But we gotta dance to something I guess...why not?!

I am convinced that both inventors of these dances rode the short bus...but the one who created the stanky leg licked the windows and wore a helmet.

OCT-MOM STUPIDNESS

You see this lady? She is a nut case!!! Bad mom indeed!

Okay here is how the story started in case u didnt know...

So she is now "infamous" for giving birth to octuplets [8 babies!!!] like two weeks ago. Wow right. So we thinking this is like some kind of miracle and she is a brave wonderful woman right...

Oww...OMG that looks like it hurts like crap. How is she smiling?There are 8 babies in there!!JESUS!!!

Okay so the story gets a little stupid. So why come[lol] before these 8 "miracle babies" she already had 6 other kids! Oh no it gets better!!

This heifer is barely 30!!! She lives at home with her mother, no job, and get this...there is no man! They were are sperm babies!!!

So guess what everyone. She is looking for handouts to support her kids. 1st she got a publistic to request if Oprah wants her on the show to pay 2 million for her apperance. What?! And then she is going to school, and she said student loans are going to help her pay for these kids. You selfish bish!!!

See thats is when I lost it because I am an actual college student, graduating, with actual life goals and dreams and "need" finacial aid for my education. She is going to use it to support her kids!!! Good luck with that because in this economy bish its going to be hard for you to get a loan now if you dont have good credit.

And not only this...yes this woman clearly had plastic surgery in which she is denying. She wanted to look like Angelia Jolie. They claim she is obsessed with her. Thus is why she got the surgey and probably wanted all these kids inspired by her. Except bish you dont have the funds like Angelia to support your 14 kids!!!!

How scarey is that?! She probably used some of the money from her previous kids to get this surgery...how else does a non-employed mother of 6 pay for it?

Oh and yes it gets worst.


Ooo All of her kids have the same middle name"Angel"[of course]and they said she used to send Angelina letters and stuff and poor Angie is creeped out. Its okay Angie...she creeps me out too. Imagine someone chopping and screwing their faces just to look like you?

She is sick and she is trying to to use her children to get money. I know times are hard and yes I know people who have gotten pregnant on purpose to use govt money to support them...but this ish? This bish wanted attention...wanted to be the next Angelia Jolie...or Mother Theresa or something...but your not!!!


See at lease with the mother who has like 18+ because she keeps getting pregnant every year has a Husband! She gets pregnant the natural way...mostly one kid at a time...They are a family! I mean I think she is kinda crazy too but at least she isnt trying to look for handouts. What the hell is this bish going to tell her 14 kids in a couple of years...to tell Maury to do a special sperm bank show to find the babies daddies?

Times are hard...but not hard enough to be psycho and dramatic like this hoe. Someone if you see her...slap her for me please!

WHAT IN THE PREGNANT HELL?

Hey I just want to put this out here that I love MIA (PAPER PLANES, SWAGGER LIKE US)
but watching the Grammy's last night with her in it made me super uncomfortable.

She is 9 months pregnant! Not only that but she was scheduled to be due yesterday...okay...but what bothered me was this...


And this...


MIA what are you wearing? I mean she is like super pregnant and really doesnt give a damn...I guess I can respect that. But it just made me uncomfortable...her belly was just moving and I felt like she was gonna have the baby on stage. Lord Jesus...Bless her.But I love M.I.A and I love pregnant people so do u girl! But this was the most exciting part of the Grammy's it was sooooooooo Boring!

Maybe its just me though...

NO THANK YOU!!!!

I love T.I. and all But...No Thank You.
I am like disgusted...

Forreal...

No T.I. or is this T.I.P?



The groupie who receive this Tee is probably forever grateful to have the remains of T.I. sweaty scrotum sack perfumed soaked tee...OBAMA come save your country!