JUST ONE OF THEM DAY...

DISCLAIMER: If you are a guy and you think this is a nasty subject...F-U and grow up and dont read "this" blog.

You know what I hate being a girl sometimes. Especially around certain times of the month.

They call it "That time of the month" or Your time of the month. So its my time of the month eh? Like they make it sound special...so if its my time then I should be excused from work and school, lay in my bed all day, and have someone serve me for Aleve pills and chocolate until my time is over right?

No! Instead we women are given this "time of the month" for a bunch of bullcrap. So I break out severely, I am snappy, I am crying even more because people are so insensitive, I want random cravings, my stomach is bloated and I dont feel as attractive. Yeah this is a wonderful time of the month indeed.

And even though it comes on week out of the month...I hate it! Yes I know I should be happy because the good news is that I am not going to be a parent YAY!!!! But---I still gotta suffer. Why cant the freakin men suffer something huh? Just one lousy symptom? Why can they get a little fat, or they break out, or they bleed [eww]...I am just saying?

These tough macho men would freaking be crying if they knew what the hell a crap felt like. I am starting to believe[ maybe its just me] that when they get kicked in the balls that it dont even hurt like that. That our cramps are 10x worse than their lil kick to their scrotums and they do not know what real pain is. ASSHOLES!!

I always wished that guys could have a period just for 1 week. I would love to see how they act. They would act like little bitches and let the whole world know they are on their period. I even hate that while we gotta not have sex during those time, they are free to do whatever. How come they dont have something to stop them from having sex? What kind of BS is this?

This ish just changes our whole moods. We dont even wanna go anywhere! Like Friday, my friend said she didnt want to go out anymore because she was having PMS symtoms and felt yucky and I completely understood. But guess who dont understand? Men!

Like my dude, I still till this day do not tell him until I am "forced" to tell him that I am on my period. Because I know in the back of their heads they are like "ew" and they wanna stay far far away. He hates that but I dont care...I dont like coming out and saying "Hey you know guess what? I am bleeding today so all sexual activity is gonna be banned for a week until I am done okay?"

Well in reality I have not started my period yet, but I know its coming. Thats another thing I hate, is that I just dont know when exactly it will be here or what time. I wish my period was just perfect, every 15th at 12pm my period will be here. It would make life so much easier.

So to dedicated my feelings right now here is one of my favorite songs and the ultimate PMS songs...One of them Days by Monica!

And she said this song was not about PMS...yeah right. Yes it is!

Side Note: If you wanna learn to deal with your PMS go to http://www.pmscentral.com/. I just thought it was funny they actually have a site to cope with PMS. LOL

KERI HILSON IS A STRANGER!!!

1. Dry grits?

2.Dry Grits on Toast?

3.Mediatakeout is not in the newspaper

4. The Hilson sisters? Try Hilton...

5.Does he have Beyonce fever or something? B must stand for Beyonce.

6. Turning Me Off is one of the hottest songs right now...are you living under a rock?

Moral of the story...stay off the DRY GRITS!!

VALENTINES DAY/ANTI-VDAY PLAYLIST

Yes this is a playlist for all of those who are celebrating this Saturday the day of Love! I am happy I have a Valentines [cheesing] so this is my little playlist I created for those wanting to set the mood this weekend. Oh and for those who are celebrating Single Awareness Day scroll down to the bottom and I made an Anti-Valentine's Day List for you too.

VALENTINES DAY PLAYLIST

1. Promise- Ciara
Because he/she promised to be your Valentine right?

2. Cupid-112
The Ultimate Valentine R&B song

3. Kissing You- Total
Because dont you just want to kiss your sweet Valentine?

4. Say Yes- Floetry
A sexy Valentine's Day Song...tell your Valentine to say yes tonight lol.

5. Cater to You- Destiny's Child
Females cater 2 u man...out of all days just make him happy.

6. Customer- Raheem Davaughn
Men need to cater to your woman...why not she deserves it or u need a new Valentine!

7. Heaven Sent- Keyshia Cole
Because you have a Valentine and thats gotta be heaven sent right?

8. Red Light Special-TLC
I just love this song...and another pefect Valentine Day slow jam.

9. Bed- J.Holiday
If you had a long special V-Day everybody knows what time it is...

10.Slow- Jamie Foxx
This is the time where love making is called for. So take your time people!

*bonus track=Take You Down (just dont go taking nobody down forreal like Chris did Rhianna you will go to jail)!

Okay I didnt want to leave people out who did not have a Valentine. If you are going to be bitter on Vday, wear all black, and throw rocks at couple this weekend I have a song list for you too. See I was there once upon a time so just because I have a Valentine this year doesnt mean I dont empathize. Enjoy!

ANTI-VALENTINE DAYS SONG LIST

1.Caught Out There(I Hate You So Much Right Now)- Kelis
If you are bitter with your ex...this is the perfect Anti-Valentine Day Song

2. Bust the Windows- Jasmine Sullivan
And if you are really bitter...play this...but dont do it! Dont wanna go to jail on V-Day now do we?

3. I Changed My Mind- Keyshia Cole
If you did have thoughts of busting windows I hope you changed your mind lol

4. Fine- Mary J blige
You are fine...you dont need a stankin' Valentine! They r for suckers [like me lol]

5. So Sick- Neyo
Yeah you are so sick of all these lovey dovey folks out here...F love! LOL

6. Let It Go- Keyshia Cole
This is a song that will make you feel alot better about whatever is going on in your relationship life.

7. Not Gonna Cry- Mary J Blige
You are not going to cry...I know you dont have a Valentine but its not worth shedding tears for. Your stronger than that.

8. Single Ladies- Beyonce
Yes ladies be proud that you are single..take your butt to the nearest club and tell all them losers if they liked it they should of put a ring on it.

9.Weekend Lover- Jamie Foxx
So just because you dont have a Valentine doesnt mean you cant get none...call your friends with benefits and do your thing. Why not? Although you might have to wait until after 12am if he/she had a Valentine.

10.Stanky Leg- G-spot Boyz
Just do it. I know its random but just do the Stanky Leg on Stanky Valentines Day...we not going to take this day so seriously just like this song...you just cant.