Monday, April 6, 2009

JUST ONE OF THEM DAY...

DISCLAIMER: If you are a guy and you think this is a nasty subject...F-U and grow up and dont read "this" blog.

You know what I hate being a girl sometimes. Especially around certain times of the month.

They call it "That time of the month" or Your time of the month. So its my time of the month eh? Like they make it sound special...so if its my time then I should be excused from work and school, lay in my bed all day, and have someone serve me for Aleve pills and chocolate until my time is over right?

No! Instead we women are given this "time of the month" for a bunch of bullcrap. So I break out severely, I am snappy, I am crying even more because people are so insensitive, I want random cravings, my stomach is bloated and I dont feel as attractive. Yeah this is a wonderful time of the month indeed.

And even though it comes on week out of the month...I hate it! Yes I know I should be happy because the good news is that I am not going to be a parent YAY!!!! But---I still gotta suffer. Why cant the freakin men suffer something huh? Just one lousy symptom? Why can they get a little fat, or they break out, or they bleed [eww]...I am just saying?

These tough macho men would freaking be crying if they knew what the hell a crap felt like. I am starting to believe[ maybe its just me] that when they get kicked in the balls that it dont even hurt like that. That our cramps are 10x worse than their lil kick to their scrotums and they do not know what real pain is. ASSHOLES!!

I always wished that guys could have a period just for 1 week. I would love to see how they act. They would act like little bitches and let the whole world know they are on their period. I even hate that while we gotta not have sex during those time, they are free to do whatever. How come they dont have something to stop them from having sex? What kind of BS is this?

This ish just changes our whole moods. We dont even wanna go anywhere! Like Friday, my friend said she didnt want to go out anymore because she was having PMS symtoms and felt yucky and I completely understood. But guess who dont understand? Men!

Like my dude, I still till this day do not tell him until I am "forced" to tell him that I am on my period. Because I know in the back of their heads they are like "ew" and they wanna stay far far away. He hates that but I dont care...I dont like coming out and saying "Hey you know guess what? I am bleeding today so all sexual activity is gonna be banned for a week until I am done okay?"

Well in reality I have not started my period yet, but I know its coming. Thats another thing I hate, is that I just dont know when exactly it will be here or what time. I wish my period was just perfect, every 15th at 12pm my period will be here. It would make life so much easier.

So to dedicated my feelings right now here is one of my favorite songs and the ultimate PMS songs...One of them Days by Monica!

And she said this song was not about PMS...yeah right. Yes it is!
Side Note: If you wanna learn to deal with your PMS go to http://www.pmscentral.com/. I just thought it was funny they actually have a site to cope with PMS. LOL

8 comments:

.domo. said...

lol omg that is so true. sometimes it feels like someone is hitting me with a hammer in my lower back. my boo never wants to be around me during those days thinking im going to snap or something

S Jones Aka Shirley said...

PMS Suckssss...And I Honestly Believe Men Have Monthly Periods Without The Blood (Cuz They Have Their Lil Moments Of Craziness/Anger).

Lauren Elisabethh said...

LMAO

though i do believe some men pms without the period.
aha.

C i a . said...

0H DMN!

-- cries --

I call it the curse, the time when a female realizes that God actually hates her. I mean yeah your blessed because you can give birth && all that jazz. But then he's probably like, I'mma bring them down a notch and curse them with the bloooood. Ugh , I can not stand blood. It makes me queasy and I feel famish as if I will faint any second. And your right I feel so unattractive at times. Back in highschool it was the worst, I would get nauses and go through this temperature issue. From hot to cold && back again.

); so like , WHATTHEFRREAAK !

great blog .

funny though I don't pms . really . Oh don't you hate it when guys blame you catching an atitude on pms - ing ? I don't know if that has ever happen to you but . . .

ME said...

its the DEVIL!!

i cant speak on it fully, i gotta take pills to get my period and it doesnt come with PMS or anything else. But dammit it's just uncomfortable for me to walk when im on it
>_<

Anonymous said...

ugh omg i hate "that time of the month" -- and you couldnt be more right. ppls say the sht like its a wk that we vacation in hawaii or smethng lmfao i hate it! its funny because my boyfriend & i were jst having a conversation abt ths less than a half hour ago. yeah, the M is definitely a curse :-X


ps. honey, try midol. aleve is a blood thinner which ultimately makes you bleed more. i have horrible cramps & midol is the "shizznit" lol

Kiwi™ said...

But I love Aleve! It makes me feel so good lol. I guess I am lucky cause I only have to take it once and no more cramps for the rest of my cycle.

but oh trust and believe I know men PMS w.o a period...we just dont have any proof that it is PMS. I should of said something about that lol.

I really dont think I PMS that much but I really hate when i am accused of PMSing and I am not! Thank you everyone for empathizing with me.

behold_a_lady said...

OMG, i most definitely feel u && dudes kill me when they assume an attitude is brought upon them since its "that time of the month"
I'm sure most dudes couldnt deal with half of these horrible things we deal with.
I'm glad u wrote about this!