The Dream and Christina Milian

You want me to believe this? Are you two suppose to be a couple or something?

Christina Milan I love you...but what exactly do you do for a living? You a very pretty girl but for real girl...I haven't heard you since your Dip It Low days...

I actually loved you and Nick Cannon as a couple forreal...sorry that it ended...
But do you think this is your way of upstaging him or something with prancing around all over the place with The DREAM!!!!

Nick and Mariah Carey's thing is commecial in itself. They got tattoos and everything to "prove" to everyone this is a real marriage and they still going strong [Kudos to you guys for keeping it real].

Ok I believe you two...Im convinced...oh and if you didnt know that says Mrs.Cannon on there...
If they get a divorce hers would be way easier to cover up...he so dumb!

Anyways so back to the main topic. Christina you are a beautiful girl! So tell me why come [leave me alone] are you with the Dream? All the time? Being photographed? Going to places together?

Case of the fake people indeed:fake laughing...fake hiding from the paparazzi

His fake self is just happy the paparazzi is following him...

Look at the Dream. His face is...ewwww...is that your sexy pose?

Its like his lips are deformed...I dunno what it is that makes him...unattractive[thats me being nice]
I love his music...so I give props when props are due [I am killing "Rockin That Thang"]

Is this a publicity stunt for both of them or something...He got a new album out coming soon I guess and she just...need some exposure...

Celebrities do anything for attention!
Answer this question Christina? Are you f**king for tracks?

I know its a recession girl but no boo...you are better than this...you & I both need a job but this is a downgrade not upgrade...but on a positive note: If he is producing some of your music I hope you come back with a bang [sometimes I get tired of hearing Beyonce all the time].

Very Tasteful photos though...these are hawt!

VALENTINES DAY/ANTI-VDAY PLAYLIST

Yes this is a playlist for all of those who are celebrating this Saturday the day of Love! I am happy I have a Valentines [cheesing] so this is my little playlist I created for those wanting to set the mood this weekend. Oh and for those who are celebrating Single Awareness Day scroll down to the bottom and I made an Anti-Valentine's Day List for you too.

VALENTINES DAY PLAYLIST

1. Promise- Ciara
Because he/she promised to be your Valentine right?

2. Cupid-112
The Ultimate Valentine R&B song

3. Kissing You- Total
Because dont you just want to kiss your sweet Valentine?

4. Say Yes- Floetry
A sexy Valentine's Day Song...tell your Valentine to say yes tonight lol.

5. Cater to You- Destiny's Child
Females cater 2 u man...out of all days just make him happy.

6. Customer- Raheem Davaughn
Men need to cater to your woman...why not she deserves it or u need a new Valentine!

7. Heaven Sent- Keyshia Cole
Because you have a Valentine and thats gotta be heaven sent right?

8. Red Light Special-TLC
I just love this song...and another pefect Valentine Day slow jam.

9. Bed- J.Holiday
If you had a long special V-Day everybody knows what time it is...

10.Slow- Jamie Foxx
This is the time where love making is called for. So take your time people!

*bonus track=Take You Down (just dont go taking nobody down forreal like Chris did Rhianna you will go to jail)!

Okay I didnt want to leave people out who did not have a Valentine. If you are going to be bitter on Vday, wear all black, and throw rocks at couple this weekend I have a song list for you too. See I was there once upon a time so just because I have a Valentine this year doesnt mean I dont empathize. Enjoy!

ANTI-VALENTINE DAYS SONG LIST

1.Caught Out There(I Hate You So Much Right Now)- Kelis
If you are bitter with your ex...this is the perfect Anti-Valentine Day Song

2. Bust the Windows- Jasmine Sullivan
And if you are really bitter...play this...but dont do it! Dont wanna go to jail on V-Day now do we?

3. I Changed My Mind- Keyshia Cole
If you did have thoughts of busting windows I hope you changed your mind lol

4. Fine- Mary J blige
You are fine...you dont need a stankin' Valentine! They r for suckers [like me lol]

5. So Sick- Neyo
Yeah you are so sick of all these lovey dovey folks out here...F love! LOL

6. Let It Go- Keyshia Cole
This is a song that will make you feel alot better about whatever is going on in your relationship life.

7. Not Gonna Cry- Mary J Blige
You are not going to cry...I know you dont have a Valentine but its not worth shedding tears for. Your stronger than that.

8. Single Ladies- Beyonce
Yes ladies be proud that you are single..take your butt to the nearest club and tell all them losers if they liked it they should of put a ring on it.

9.Weekend Lover- Jamie Foxx
So just because you dont have a Valentine doesnt mean you cant get none...call your friends with benefits and do your thing. Why not? Although you might have to wait until after 12am if he/she had a Valentine.

10.Stanky Leg- G-spot Boyz
Just do it. I know its random but just do the Stanky Leg on Stanky Valentines Day...we not going to take this day so seriously just like this song...you just cant.