KIDDIE VERSION IM A DIVA!

So I was bored last night and I like to go to youtube when I am bored and I typed in "Beyonce Diva Dance" because I love to watch people make choreography to songs I like.
Anyways I found 3 little 5 year olds who did their version of Beyonce's Diva w/ of course some adult help.

The first 2 are appropriate and cute...the other is just...NO!!!

This is cute...very age appropriate

You can tell her momma her coach but cute!!!

This is also cute & innocent

How a normal 5 year old is suppose to dance!

OMG no no no!

Her mother needs to be slapped! Oh my god!

This is child abuse..the makeup clothes...omg the dancing!

She is corrupted...this is sick and sad...Oh no!

Please everyone take care of the children...do not exploit them.

If you do have children, nieces/nephews, cousins, godchildren, siblings, etc...Have them dance in a cute manner...the 3rd little girl is just sad...she doesnt know any better.

COOTIES!!!

"All I did was trade lunchables"

You may have cooties [whisper] and not even know it!

Well everyone we all know most STDS start with cooties! LOL tell your kids to be careful...

Love the little girl @ 0:32 sec...COOTIES!!!

Get them cooties shots!

SOLANGE GIRL...

OMG Girl...I have been quiet enough...

I tried to ignore you...

It doesnt work...

WTH do you think you are doing? Did your son draw this on your face?

This ish right here is the product of a forgotten child.

I, myself, have tagged myself plenty of times to people and stated that I am the forgotten child [because I am in the middle and I dont even do anything that just makes my parents go WOW too often I guess] but she takes this to a whole new level!

I know it must be really, painfully, hard to be the little sister to Beyonce. Usually its the younger sibling who gets all of the attention...even more so when the older one leaves and goes to college or whatever...


Not for Solange, when your sister is the primary money maker in the family and hardest working woman in American, of course your parents push you to the side just a little [hey its buisness].

So what is the younger sibling to do? Well she tried her own little hustler with trying to be like big sister...with ther first CD [remember the song she had with Lil Romeo...its the only one I can remember]FAIL! Then she did what alot of young and probably forgotten little girls do become a teenage mother and maybe just maybe all the focus will be sent to her...FAIL! Then she attempts acting just like big sister...FAIL! And yet again she is attempting this singing career in the most essentric [weirdest] way possible to say out of her sisters shadow and branch off into her own person[ Her and Ray J in this famous older sibling shadow maybe they shoud hook up]...FAIL!!!

Remember when she fell out 2 weeks ago?

I am sorry she looks like she taking a nap

And she had the nerve to Twitter about it!!! Girl you so dramatic...when you learn to fall out like that from your 4 year old son?

Girl where are your friends? They must do not like you forreal because "MY" friends would tell me "girl you look like you was playing in Crayola kiddie paint take that crap off" or more importantly they will go " Girl if you gonna leave the house like that I dont know you" or "We not leaving the house until you take this crap off"!

Those are what you call friends! Friends dont let friends put stupid makeup art on their faces and leave the house! Solange we need to find you some friends and people who really love you.

WHAT THE HELL? POTTY DANCE?!!

I am seriously about to be done with TV...

OK Look @ What I previously post about Bow Wow today
I am still pissed about this [click here]

And #1 on 106nPark is STANKY LEG? I cant...

Okay and now this bull...

Huggies has taken pull-ups to a whole new low...

A POTTY DANCE? A MOTHERFREAKIN POTTY DANCE?

This guy I swear is Keenan Thompsons twin...I thought it was him!

Why is this guy so goofy looking?
And can somebody please tell certain people that no one raps like its the '80s anymore...its 2009...stop it with the slow rhythmic rhyming style...

Oo I better now see any grown people do the "potty dance"
This is a damn sad a** shame!
Well no...this is still better than the STANKY LEG!

I RATHER DO THE POTTY DANCE THAN THE STANKY LEG ANY DAY! LOL

Im speechless now...

KIDZ BOP FOOLISHNESS

I seen this on someone else's blog and I was just too through...
Why is the black kid the one leading all the other kids?
Why is this dance so simple that it needs step-by-step instructions?
Why are some of the kids just not getting it? [I am talking about you boy in ORANGE]
That boy has a touch of gay in him and if they don't correct it yes he is gonna be full blown gay by 13...[very noticeable @ the 0:53 point]

I mean I know they just kids...
Its not their fault...
Kidzbop is pimpin out the children...
This is ridiculous...I am glad this dance has died out!

OCT-MOM STUPIDNESS

You see this lady? She is a nut case!!! Bad mom indeed!

Okay here is how the story started in case u didnt know...

So she is now "infamous" for giving birth to octuplets [8 babies!!!] like two weeks ago. Wow right. So we thinking this is like some kind of miracle and she is a brave wonderful woman right...

Oww...OMG that looks like it hurts like crap. How is she smiling?There are 8 babies in there!!JESUS!!!

Okay so the story gets a little stupid. So why come[lol] before these 8 "miracle babies" she already had 6 other kids! Oh no it gets better!!

This heifer is barely 30!!! She lives at home with her mother, no job, and get this...there is no man! They were are sperm babies!!!

So guess what everyone. She is looking for handouts to support her kids. 1st she got a publistic to request if Oprah wants her on the show to pay 2 million for her apperance. What?! And then she is going to school, and she said student loans are going to help her pay for these kids. You selfish bish!!!

See thats is when I lost it because I am an actual college student, graduating, with actual life goals and dreams and "need" finacial aid for my education. She is going to use it to support her kids!!! Good luck with that because in this economy bish its going to be hard for you to get a loan now if you dont have good credit.

And not only this...yes this woman clearly had plastic surgery in which she is denying. She wanted to look like Angelia Jolie. They claim she is obsessed with her. Thus is why she got the surgey and probably wanted all these kids inspired by her. Except bish you dont have the funds like Angelia to support your 14 kids!!!!

How scarey is that?! She probably used some of the money from her previous kids to get this surgery...how else does a non-employed mother of 6 pay for it?

Oh and yes it gets worst.


Ooo All of her kids have the same middle name"Angel"[of course]and they said she used to send Angelina letters and stuff and poor Angie is creeped out. Its okay Angie...she creeps me out too. Imagine someone chopping and screwing their faces just to look like you?

She is sick and she is trying to to use her children to get money. I know times are hard and yes I know people who have gotten pregnant on purpose to use govt money to support them...but this ish? This bish wanted attention...wanted to be the next Angelia Jolie...or Mother Theresa or something...but your not!!!


See at lease with the mother who has like 18+ because she keeps getting pregnant every year has a Husband! She gets pregnant the natural way...mostly one kid at a time...They are a family! I mean I think she is kinda crazy too but at least she isnt trying to look for handouts. What the hell is this bish going to tell her 14 kids in a couple of years...to tell Maury to do a special sperm bank show to find the babies daddies?

Times are hard...but not hard enough to be psycho and dramatic like this hoe. Someone if you see her...slap her for me please!