NIVEA IS PREGNANT TOO

So the rumors are so true. Nivea is PREGNANT!

So first I wanna say Congrats Nivea...not neccessarly on the baby(Congrats 2 that too) but she finally got rid of her multicolored hair! Yay!!!! Upgrade yourself girl!

Anyways so I posted about this a couple of days ago about the London Lauren situation and how she is supposely pregnant by the Gremlin...I mean Lil Wayne.

I also said it was rumored that if Nivea was pregnant(in which she is) that she is also pregnant by Lil Wayne.

I am tell you this is too crazy. Its not unusal though, because this happens everyday in your hood so a man knocking up more than one girl at a time is not so SHOCKING!!

But Lil Wayne, you get a lil more $$$ and just spreading your seed? Now if indeed Nivea and Laura London are pregnant he will have 4 children @ age 26. Lil Wayne be smart and put away 4 TRUST FUNDS for your children and get ready to get hit up 4 ways with CHILD SUPPORT!

I know Lil Wayne has money and everything but Nivea and Lauren gotta be full of it get knocked up by him. What kind of lies is he telling these chicks?

Oh and on a side note: This will also be Nivea's 3rd child. 3 of them are by THE DREAM.

So this comes to my conclusion that since Mystical got locked up a couple years ago, she has not been producing hit nor an album, so she is unemployed. Meaning she is one of these chicks that get her meal ticket through spermination...

If I didnt think Lil Wayne had something, and fear that my children will come out looking like Gremlin babies...I would get knocked up by him too (yeah right...the hell I look like)?

WRAP IT UP FOLKS! DONT BELIEVE SHE IS ON BIRTH CONTROL!!!!

LAUREN & DANGER: THE BABY MAMA EDITION

So this week both Lauren London & Danger debuted their pregnant bellies.

Both have denied being pregnant in the past and now are both showing the world that yes indeed they are sperminated. CONGRATS!

But here are the questions...WHO ARE THE BABIES FATHERS? SERIOUSLY...

1. Lauren London baby daddy is supposely Lil Wayne...its probably true. If it is true, its kinda stupid because he just had a baby 6 months ago and are they even together? Is Nivea pregnant by Wayne too(rumor).

2. Danger just denied on the reunion show, which was like 2 months ago, that she was pregnant. Wow so she looks like 6 months preggers now...could this be Ray-Js Baby like she was claiming? Or maybe it is that dude's baby(Nick Cannon's Brother). <---Dude is so dumb clearly she smashed the homies and probably his too! Ray-J get that paternity test ASAP!

But anyways time will tell for the both of them but I like pregger women no matter the circumstances, its not the children's fault, so CONGRATS LADIES!

***I seriously hope no matter the rumors, that they are with the children's fathers***

CONGRATS KIMORA

Congrats to Kimora for delivering her baby boy!

I am so happy for her...and I am happy she finally had a boy [I bet Russell is mad]

She pulled an Eryka Badu move a Twittered her labor "Having contractions now! Ooo- wee! It's like WHOA! Love & Light, KLS"-forreal? Is this whats up now? People Twitter everything now!

I am so interested on how the baby will look...I bet a very exotic cute mix!

Anyways I have always loved Kimora...she is my idol. So God Bless her family and cant wait for the baby name!

Is it Dijmon II? Well will see...

CONGRATS KIMORA!!!!

KELIS & NAS ARE HAVING...

A BOY!

CONGRATS.
I LOVE KELIS AND NAS!
A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE THAT IS UNDEREXPOSED[A GOOD THING]
THEY HAVE BEEN MARRIED AND TOGETHER FOR SO LONG.
I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HER BEAUTIFUL PREGNANT SELF LOOKS LIKE!
SINCE ITS A BOY SHE WILL BE HUGE!
I ♥ THEM

WHAT IN THE PREGNANT HELL?

Hey I just want to put this out here that I love MIA (PAPER PLANES, SWAGGER LIKE US)
but watching the Grammy's last night with her in it made me super uncomfortable.

She is 9 months pregnant! Not only that but she was scheduled to be due yesterday...okay...but what bothered me was this...


And this...


MIA what are you wearing? I mean she is like super pregnant and really doesnt give a damn...I guess I can respect that. But it just made me uncomfortable...her belly was just moving and I felt like she was gonna have the baby on stage. Lord Jesus...Bless her.But I love M.I.A and I love pregnant people so do u girl! But this was the most exciting part of the Grammy's it was sooooooooo Boring!

Maybe its just me though...