MY 100th Post

Yes it took me forever in a day to get here...but I made 100 blogger post!

I promise promise promise I will be posting way more frequently now.

I have been slacking (yet again) but everything has been so hetic, but I am about to get it together people!

Please keep reading and Following me!

Also follow me on Twitter ---> twitter.com/kiwimami

RANDOM THURSDAY: MAKE YOU WANNA SLAP YO MAMMA

Literally!

I thought my [breastfeeding blog] was bad...you have to see this one!
Now I know some parents dont like to whip...but in this case it needs to happen!

YOU MUST WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO FOR THE SHOCK VALUE!

My jaw dropped literally and then I busted out laughing because I could not believe what just happened. The mother's reaction is what was killing me the most. This must happen all of the time!

AND this boy talked to his mother the entire footage and it was like he was the parent and she was the child. Mommy is in timeout? IDK but please watch and comment on your reaction...

I am like speechless...and looking for my belt!

BREASTFEEDING: WHEN DOES IT BECOME CHILD ABUSE?

Ok so my dad has a radio show online and the topic was about breastfeeding.

He had a feature guest and she was stating how she breastfed her daughter until she was 3 yold...I know that is a long time right? Now this chick in this video is freaking 8! Yes a grown child breastfeeding at EIGHT!!!

Now I believe breastfeeding is benefical, and the healthiest form of norshiment and food for a baby...but after 1 years old it needs to stop.

Eight years old is incest and child abuse!!! Look at her big a** laying across her mom sucking on her nipples...this is disgusting and I wanted to share this with everyone...

She needs the authorities called on her ASAP...this is sick!

THE FACE OF A COLLEGE GRADUATE

Hi Everyone!

Ignore the date at the bottom, I graduate yesterday [May 18th, 2009]

Yes it is over and I am ready for the world!

I am trying to upload my video the night before graduation so look out for that too...

Please dont ask me what is next...because honestly I dont have an exact answer.

I just know I am going to be great no matter what!

This is a very happy time in my life right now and the best is yet to come!
Here is some of the pic I took yesterday as well.

Enjoy!

LAUGH OF MY DAY

This is too much for me!

She is like the superhero crackhead/homeless woman.

I dont think she means any harm forreal...but OMG she literally saved the day!

I just dont understand why celebrities go to these Hollywood "hotspot" where they know there is going to be a gang a papparazzi...and then wanna act like they dont want to be bothered or scared? GET OUT OF HERE...YOU WANNA BE SEEN!

*If this was me...I would turn real quicked and run the other way across the street. There was nobody behind her! Why keep walking forward if you really don't want to be seen...stupid!

Lil Mama came to the rescue like she was her bodyguard and ish...OMG this truly made my day!

3 Day Until I Graduate People!

PRECIOUS MOVIE TRAILER

OMG I just cried off of a trailer...This is the 1st time I cried from watching a trailer!

This is going to be a great movie. I seen the trailer for this movie like 3 months ago to see Madea Goes to Jail and I instantly knew I wanted to see this [Dont act like I am the only one who goes to the movies and critic trailers and go "I'm going to see that" or "Hated It"]

This is so deep and sometimes I get tired of Black Movies always going in the same directions whether its those cheesy comedy movies, something about violence, and living in the hood...

I know Precious is another sad, black, hood-bred movie...but this one is going deep.

There are not too many movies that touch up on Black Woman who are obsese and what they are going through emotionally. She is dark skin, overweight, and not the standard of "beauty" in America but we still get to see her story.

I am going to see it! And yes Mariah Carey is in it...but unlike Beyonce...she doesnt need to put her name all over the starring roles and dare I say it...she looks like she is doing some "real acting" [I swear I am not a Beyonce hater...I am just saying].

But Mariah...have you been hanging out with Dawn and Audrea? Did you get motivation for your role from them? Lord girl...Make-Up is definitely your friend too!

Monique will also co-star in the movie. She looks mean as hell! Great Movie...

I literally shed tears...This is only a trailer!

RANDOM THURSDAY: ELI PORTER

He deed it!

OMG this is so old but still the funniest thing ever.

If you never seen this on Youtube well let me introduce you to Eli Porter.

Yes I think he is a little special educated and bless his heart...

But he did go kind of hard "Rosie O'Donnell @ a Bi-sexual Bridal Shower"? Jay-Z & Nas could not come up with nothing hot like that...GENIUS!

But he is most famous for is @ the 2:20 mark...I.WILL.NOT.COMMENT. 2MUCH

Lets just say I died and went to heaven and got resurrected after that!

Enjoy.

P.S. I am not going to hell for laughing so hard @ this...am I?

I HAVE BEEN M.I.A AGAIN

Okay People...

I am apologizing again...so sorry. I am slacking...

I have a good reason though!
My school gave me such a hard time getting simple stuff...acting like it wasnt important that I need to graduate...I am not a freshman! HELLO!

So yeah it truly offical...I have my cap & gown and ready to walk across the stage next week!

I am graduating May 18th so yes my life has been a little hetic so bare with me.

I am no longer a broke college student...but a broke young woman who is seeking employement (someone wanna donate to the cause)?

I took my graduation pictures today and they came out great. So here is a couple for your viewing pleasure.

I will try to update the blog as much as possible...
My journey is not over...this is just the beginning.

Please keep following me...it only gets better!

Enjoy.

LOVE STORY

WARNING: If you are squeamish and hate lovey dovey stuff, this is overkill! Christina Milan must be gagging right now!

OMG this is so cute...

I am so jealous!!! They really look like they are in love.

I am not gonna lie, I thought at first this was another Hollywood publicity stunt, I dont believe in love @ first sight, but damnit they are kind of making me change my mind.

This is the cutest video ever. I am actually happy for them. They look have and in love...people doubted them but they are still together.

The cutest tribute, love video montage ever!

Aww I hope I can have my own love story similar to this one day.

Sidenote: Watch Christina Milan and Dream try to top that! **giggles**

BEYONCE IS UNEDUCATED

I am so mad at this forreal!

Oh you guy thought it was a game...Yeah the hottest chick in the game just embarrassed the mess outta herself [LMAO @ Larry Kings reaction!]

This girl was dead on for the Beyonce impersonation
[check here]

Beyonce sounds a little special educated in this...

She is a grown woman interviewing like she is 14 years old.

I don't even this she answered Larry Kings question...a SIMPLE question!

I guess she usually rehearses for her interviews and Larry threw her a curve ball and she didn't know how to respond, because I guess she is told what to say usually.

I think Beyonce should of graduated from high school or at least needs to go back and get her GED. This was dreadful and she sounds remedial as hell!

If Beyonce is any young girl's role model...please take this as a lesson, stay in school and learn how to complete full sentences properly. Oh and sacrificeded is not a word.

TURN MY FAG ON!

Morehouse men anthem (lol no offense)

Bulldogs should defnitely play this in their club: Theme song!(yes Bulldogs is a gay club)