IIF YOUR NOT MARRIED, YOU'RE SINGLE VIDEO

Hey everyone! I did a video response blog on ihustlenation's topic on "If your not married, you're single". Check this one out first.



And here is my opinion and response to it!



Enjoy!

HOW I STARTED OFF 2009

This is so embarrassing...I was so drunk.

Yeah like super DRUNK. I say some crazy stuff "Smells like black people"...repeat things ova and over...and yeah some other random stuff. But this is what this blog is about my RANDOM live REAL & UNCUT!

Enjoy!

P.S. Sorry Vanessa if this embarrasses you. LOL

KIWI & BIRTHDAY SEX

Me being semi-sexy. I love this song!

There is more...maybe I will put it up another day. Enjoy.

RANDOM THURSDAY: ELI PORTER

He deed it!

OMG this is so old but still the funniest thing ever.

If you never seen this on Youtube well let me introduce you to Eli Porter.

Yes I think he is a little special educated and bless his heart...

But he did go kind of hard "Rosie O'Donnell @ a Bi-sexual Bridal Shower"? Jay-Z & Nas could not come up with nothing hot like that...GENIUS!

But he is most famous for is @ the 2:20 mark...I.WILL.NOT.COMMENT. 2MUCH

Lets just say I died and went to heaven and got resurrected after that!

Enjoy.

P.S. I am not going to hell for laughing so hard @ this...am I?

RANDOM THURSDAY: 60 TOP GHETTO NAMES

Why kind of racist ish is this? These are Mexians LMAO...

They got the spelling all jacked up and everythang!

Anyways here are my favorites:

#22 Congratulashayla

#18 Clitorisandrea! (should of been #1) WHY???!!!

#10 Unidastazovamerikalique (WTF? sounds like United States of America)

You see the ish I am talking about?

These children will never ever get a job. Dont get any ideas for baby names either!

#1 is hiliarious!

RANDOM THURSDAYS: CELEBRITY THERAPY

I dont know who these girls are but they just started my day.

See this is so random as it is funny...because to be honest I couldnt think of what to do for random Thursdays today so when all else fail...Turn to Youtube!!! LOL

I just love how the replay Beyonce with her non-articulate speaking self [have you seen her do an interview? Very 5th grader-like she is always telling a story in the third person] and Rhianna who I guess always either talks about Chris Brown & Barbados.

Anyways peeps enjoy!

HE IS TOO ABORABLE

I KNOW I BEEN POSTING A LOT OF KIDDIE YOUTUBE VIDEOS...

MY BAD BUT THIS ONE I COULD NOT RESIST...

ITS MY LAST ONE FOR THIS WEEK I PROMISE-BUT IT IS SO ADORABLE

HE IS ONLY THREE

DID HE THROW HIS LITTLE HAT OUT INTO THE AUDIENCE?

BUT THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES

I PRAY HE STAYS OUTTA TROUBLE WHEN HE GET OLDER 4REAL

LIL GIRL NEEDS A WHOPPING!

SO LITTLE MISS FAST A** BEYONCE WANNABE IS BACK.
IF YOU MISS IT CLICK HERE TO WATCH...
LOOK IF THIS WAS MY LITTLE GIRL...SHE WOULD GET IT WITH THE QUICKNESS...

BUT I DONT THINK THIS IS ALL HER FAULT SO I APOLOGIZE.

SHE IS ONLY 5 AND IS MOST LIKELY BEING PROVOKED TO DO THIS.

DID SHE HAVE THE NERVE TO PUT GOD IN THIS AND THEN POP LOCK & DROP IT?

OH NO! WHERE IS MY BELT?

BONUS VIDEO: Watch the white girl in the back [wearing pink] poor thang is so off...

KIDDIE VERSION IM A DIVA!

So I was bored last night and I like to go to youtube when I am bored and I typed in "Beyonce Diva Dance" because I love to watch people make choreography to songs I like.
Anyways I found 3 little 5 year olds who did their version of Beyonce's Diva w/ of course some adult help.

The first 2 are appropriate and cute...the other is just...NO!!!

This is cute...very age appropriate

You can tell her momma her coach but cute!!!

This is also cute & innocent

How a normal 5 year old is suppose to dance!

OMG no no no!

Her mother needs to be slapped! Oh my god!

This is child abuse..the makeup clothes...omg the dancing!

She is corrupted...this is sick and sad...Oh no!

Please everyone take care of the children...do not exploit them.

If you do have children, nieces/nephews, cousins, godchildren, siblings, etc...Have them dance in a cute manner...the 3rd little girl is just sad...she doesnt know any better.

RANDOM THURSDAY: BREAKFAST GOSPEL SONG

I BEG U TO WATCH THIS!!

I LAUGHED TILL I CRIED FORREAL...

THIS IS A GOSPEL SONG...BUT 2 ME I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH GOD?

ITS ALL ABOUT BREAKFAST FOOD...AND IN SOME PARTS...ITS JUST RANDOM FOOD...

THIS IS MAKING ME HUNGRY! IMMA NEED FOR THEM TO GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME GROCERIES...THEY AINT GOT NOTHING!!!

OH AND I DIED WHEN THEY STARTED TALKIN ABOUT CEREAL...NO MORE CHERRIOS? NO!!!! NUT OF GRAPES? GRAPE NUTS MAYBE?

OH AND PEEP AUNTIE DOTTIES REACTION [she is like this is some bulls**t why this man got me singing this s**t?] NO EFFORT AT ALL. LMAO!!!

ENJOY!

P.S. You ever had sugar & rice? Like as a meal...let alone breakfast? 1:27 mark...I am done!

COOTIES!!!

"All I did was trade lunchables"

You may have cooties [whisper] and not even know it!

Well everyone we all know most STDS start with cooties! LOL tell your kids to be careful...

Love the little girl @ 0:32 sec...COOTIES!!!

Get them cooties shots!

CARTOON COSTUME DANCING FETISH?

Ok so I stumbled upon this on an accident with just searching through YouTube...and I came across an old video that I thought was cute. Dora Dancing...

This is that fire! Dora be getting down!


And this same person also did Elmo...Also that fire!


But then I started too see a crazy pattern...Everyone started to do youtube videos in Elmo, Dora, and other childhood character costumes...is this a fetish now? Is this what people requesting at their children's birthday parties?

So I am gonna post all these Dancing Cartoon Costume People your your enjoyment...


Elmo & Dora


Dora you are not suppose to be pop locking and dropping it!!!


Dora where is your pants?


Diego got on it too...Damn u souljah boy!


Elmo and Mickey...damn they doing the souljah boy dance too!


See dragging Mickey got Pluto and Goofy doing the souljah boy dance too...NOoooo!

Look the line has to be crossed somewhere...no more cartoon characters dancing...The Children the sake of humanity...just stop lol

SINGLE LADIES TAKE IT TO CHURCH...WHAT?

Ok single ladies have taken it too far!!

Beyonce look what you started!

People have seriously taken single ladies and remixed it to a gospel version...LAWD!

I am not making fun of my fellow Christian...they are making fun of themselves...
Forreal...Beyonce...Single Ladies?? Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...

I guess I get it because Christians recommend marriage so its endorsing it but come on!!
It just think its commecial...whats next a Kirk Franklin remix to Get Me Bodied?
"Drop down low and praise the Lord with it..." I can see the people have the holy ghost to it now! Jesus get me bodied!!! [I am going to hell]

Anyways check out the Single Ladies Gospel Editions

Go-Go Gospel...Well alrighty Then...Is he saying "only the sissies?"


The choir got jokes...you all need to be practicing for Sunday Youth Choir!

WHAT THE HELL? POTTY DANCE?!!

I am seriously about to be done with TV...

OK Look @ What I previously post about Bow Wow today
I am still pissed about this [click here]

And #1 on 106nPark is STANKY LEG? I cant...

Okay and now this bull...

Huggies has taken pull-ups to a whole new low...

A POTTY DANCE? A MOTHERFREAKIN POTTY DANCE?

This guy I swear is Keenan Thompsons twin...I thought it was him!

Why is this guy so goofy looking?
And can somebody please tell certain people that no one raps like its the '80s anymore...its 2009...stop it with the slow rhythmic rhyming style...

Oo I better now see any grown people do the "potty dance"
This is a damn sad a** shame!
Well no...this is still better than the STANKY LEG!

I RATHER DO THE POTTY DANCE THAN THE STANKY LEG ANY DAY! LOL

Im speechless now...

HELL TO THE NO BOW WOW!

I am pissed...

I am watching 106nPArk [I never watch this show anymore by the way]

And Mr.106nPark just pissed me off...

Now Mr.I-am-through-with-the-rap-game-to-pursue-acting-and-I-am-back-rapping-with-my-lame-ass just decided to drop a new video...

I didnt think nothing of it...

Until I watch the video and seen that he pretty much took "BabyBabyBaBy" by TLC intrumentals and did a song for it...

Why?

I am pissed because he shouldnt of done that...

I am a die-hard TLC fan!!!

So yes this pissed me off!

And I am not surprised that the song sucked!!!

You should of left a classic alone...

But the good thing is hopefuly T-Boz and Chilli will be getting a roalty check off it...

Here is the stupid video!

Bootleg version of "Whatever You Like"...was that your inspiration Bow Wow

Here is TLC's orginal version...



BOW WOW YOU SUCK FOR THIS! TLC FOREVER!!!

KIDZ BOP FOOLISHNESS

I seen this on someone else's blog and I was just too through...
Why is the black kid the one leading all the other kids?
Why is this dance so simple that it needs step-by-step instructions?
Why are some of the kids just not getting it? [I am talking about you boy in ORANGE]
That boy has a touch of gay in him and if they don't correct it yes he is gonna be full blown gay by 13...[very noticeable @ the 0:53 point]

I mean I know they just kids...
Its not their fault...
Kidzbop is pimpin out the children...
This is ridiculous...I am glad this dance has died out!

NEW DANCES

I think both of these dances are kinda special...but the tunes are so catchy!
So I guess people are just in the mood to create new dance nonsense...okay!

I can tolerate Swag Surfin'...its not that bad...but looking at grown men do this in the club...I just i dunno forreal...

Then we got the infamous "STANKY LEG"...People from TX really try their damnest to come out with dances like they do in ATL...ummm no try again...lol

OMG LORD JESUS...I just think this is the stupidest song...stupidest dance...who thinks of special stuff like this?
I am not gonna lie though...I be catching myself wanna do it though...its trying to brainwash me to do the dance!

I blame Souljah Boy for having people come up with these ignorant dances that have ignorant songs to match. But we gotta dance to something I guess...why not?!

I am convinced that both inventors of these dances rode the short bus...but the one who created the stanky leg licked the windows and wore a helmet.

MY FAVORITE COMMERICAL

LMAO @ White Madea...LOL "call the po-po" "I aint going down silent..."

Now I dont watch too much TV as much as I used to, but this is my favorite commercial at the moment! The foolishness just to make sure people do not go to H&R BLOCK to get your taxes done...its a RECESSION INDEED