HE IS TOO ABORABLE

I KNOW I BEEN POSTING A LOT OF KIDDIE YOUTUBE VIDEOS...

MY BAD BUT THIS ONE I COULD NOT RESIST...

ITS MY LAST ONE FOR THIS WEEK I PROMISE-BUT IT IS SO ADORABLE

HE IS ONLY THREE

DID HE THROW HIS LITTLE HAT OUT INTO THE AUDIENCE?

BUT THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES

I PRAY HE STAYS OUTTA TROUBLE WHEN HE GET OLDER 4REAL

LIL GIRL NEEDS A WHOPPING!

SO LITTLE MISS FAST A** BEYONCE WANNABE IS BACK.
IF YOU MISS IT CLICK HERE TO WATCH...
LOOK IF THIS WAS MY LITTLE GIRL...SHE WOULD GET IT WITH THE QUICKNESS...

BUT I DONT THINK THIS IS ALL HER FAULT SO I APOLOGIZE.

SHE IS ONLY 5 AND IS MOST LIKELY BEING PROVOKED TO DO THIS.

DID SHE HAVE THE NERVE TO PUT GOD IN THIS AND THEN POP LOCK & DROP IT?

OH NO! WHERE IS MY BELT?

BONUS VIDEO: Watch the white girl in the back [wearing pink] poor thang is so off...

RANDOM RAMBLINGS: HEY HEY HEY

Hey people!

I have been having bloggers block [who me?]

I guess it happens to the best of us...

I actually have alot on my mind...

-Trying to graduate in May [I hate u Economics!]

-I still need to file my taxes [can you say procrastinator?]

-Need to get my hair done tomorrow 4real

-I need to get my Tags before April

-I need some attention from a certain somebody but he is just ughhhh...

-I need to clean up my house and do laundry [ I need a maid]

But on the real everyone...

I know I been posting pics of my boyfriend and everything because I am excited and all...

But there are still some kinks we need to work out and I just feel like damn...I am tired of playing these stupid stupid games still...

I try not to worry about it...I think about what I learn from the SECRET and I truely apply it to my life...but...He can be very frustrating...

He can just be a damn brick wall sometimes...

I feel like I cant open up to him still and I dont know why he acts like that because it causes me not to want to open up to him either...

I dont wanna go on and on about it...but thats been bothering me lately...

I just want to have good commucation with him...Patience is truely a virtue

Anyways...thats it. Write more maybe tomorrow

P.S. I am pissed my camera is kinda broken right now because I got sand in it last week in SOBE so I cant take pictures or videos for a while :(

KIDDIE VERSION IM A DIVA!

So I was bored last night and I like to go to youtube when I am bored and I typed in "Beyonce Diva Dance" because I love to watch people make choreography to songs I like.
Anyways I found 3 little 5 year olds who did their version of Beyonce's Diva w/ of course some adult help.

The first 2 are appropriate and cute...the other is just...NO!!!

This is cute...very age appropriate

You can tell her momma her coach but cute!!!

This is also cute & innocent

How a normal 5 year old is suppose to dance!

OMG no no no!

Her mother needs to be slapped! Oh my god!

This is child abuse..the makeup clothes...omg the dancing!

She is corrupted...this is sick and sad...Oh no!

Please everyone take care of the children...do not exploit them.

If you do have children, nieces/nephews, cousins, godchildren, siblings, etc...Have them dance in a cute manner...the 3rd little girl is just sad...she doesnt know any better.

I JUST DID SOMETHING SO GAY...

No Offense but I just did the gayest thing ever!!
I made this cute little video motage of me & my boo (LaMarcus Grady!)
I kinda wanna gag myself thats how mushy it is
But its so CUTE!!!

If you hate I will understand...LOL j/k

This is how I feel right now so listen to the song & watch the video please :)

Enjoy.

RANDOM THURSDAY: BREAKFAST GOSPEL SONG

I BEG U TO WATCH THIS!!

I LAUGHED TILL I CRIED FORREAL...

THIS IS A GOSPEL SONG...BUT 2 ME I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH GOD?

ITS ALL ABOUT BREAKFAST FOOD...AND IN SOME PARTS...ITS JUST RANDOM FOOD...

THIS IS MAKING ME HUNGRY! IMMA NEED FOR THEM TO GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME GROCERIES...THEY AINT GOT NOTHING!!!

OH AND I DIED WHEN THEY STARTED TALKIN ABOUT CEREAL...NO MORE CHERRIOS? NO!!!! NUT OF GRAPES? GRAPE NUTS MAYBE?

OH AND PEEP AUNTIE DOTTIES REACTION [she is like this is some bulls**t why this man got me singing this s**t?] NO EFFORT AT ALL. LMAO!!!

ENJOY!

P.S. You ever had sugar & rice? Like as a meal...let alone breakfast? 1:27 mark...I am done!

COOTIES!!!

"All I did was trade lunchables"

You may have cooties [whisper] and not even know it!

Well everyone we all know most STDS start with cooties! LOL tell your kids to be careful...

Love the little girl @ 0:32 sec...COOTIES!!!

Get them cooties shots!

WHAT IS A MONOSEXUAL?

This mofo right here...made me laugh in South Beach last week.

I mean these people were down there protesting with their "Christian" beliefs on how we are all going to hell for this and that...

So something made me wonder when I took this pic...WTF is a Monosexual...

monosexual definition:monosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to one sex (or gender) only, monosexuality being the corresponding sexual orientation. A monosexual can be either heterosexual or homosexual.

So whether you are straight or gay everyone...we are all condemn to hell? R U freaking serious?

I want to slap him for this!

Fake Christains...just mad for no reason lol. Next they gonna say I am going to hell for using Colgate toothpaste instead of Crest brand...

Video coming soon!

I FEEL LIKE BAKING A CAKE!

My boyfriend and I in SOBE...I just wanted to be mushy 4 a second.

I heart me some LaMarcus Grady!

IMMMM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAD A BLAST IN MIAMI!!!

Yes it was a couples trip so My boo went with me.

WET WILLIES IS DEFINITELY NOT A GAME...

WET WILLIES CALL-A-CAB DRINK LITERALLY MADE ME CALL A CAB...

NO MIXING FAT TUESDAYS WITH WET WILLIES...

COLLINS AVE IS NOTHING BUT HOTELS...

WEARING A BATHING SUIT IS CONSIDERED SINNING...I AM GOING TO HELL

CRACKHEAD JESUS IS COMING...????

CLEARLY YOU CANT BLAME THE ALCHOL FOR BEING A SLUT IT JUST ENHANCES IT...

DAWN & Q WERE SO NICE...OMG I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM...

HOOPZ DYED HER HAIR BLACK...MY BOYFRIEND WAS SCARED TO TAKE A PIC WITH HER LOL

A LOT Of NEGRO GROW THEIR BEARDS OUT JUST LIKE RICK ROSS...HOW ORGINAL...

MIAMI INK TATS START OFF @ $200...

PEOPLE WILL SLAP WRIST BANDS ON YOU BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN SAY YES ON GOING TO THE CLUB...

SOMEONE IS ALWAYS TRYING TO PULL YOU SOMEWHERE...SOME TYPE OF HUSTLE ALL THE TIME...BUT SOME OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY WORTH IT...

MIAMI WILL TAX YOUR A** FOR EVERYTHING...GRATUITY FOR 2 PEOPLE?

WALKING IN HEELS DOWN THE STRIP...NOT A GOOD IDEA...

FERRARI, BENTLEYS, ESCALADES WERE EVERYWHERE...

PARKING IS A BYTCH...BUT YOU WALK EVERYWHERE...

THE TRAFFIC THERE KINDA REMINDS ME OF NYC...

ITS IS BEAUTIFUL AND I WISH I COULD OF STAYED...

I am so mad @ this...crackhead jesus? www.crackheadjesus.com [artist work supposely]

NO MORE HAIR ISSUES!!!

No More Hair Issues

Yes I got a sew-in...

I could not take doing my hair anymore...

Its just for South Beach...

So yeah I am pleasantly happy about it...

No more complaints about my hair for a while!

KERI HILSON IS A BAD BISH...

I dont care what yall say...She may not be a Beyonce...

She dont need to be...

I think she is a bad bish...

I feel like I can relate to her...

She is a girly girl but she has an edge...

Not like Rhianna...

She got her own little style...

She doesnt seem like she is trying too hard...

She is BADD

And I am buying [downloading to my itouch] her Album when it comes out!

STOOPID

Yes this is how Gucci Mane spells Stupid [stoopid]...ironic? I think not!

Ignorance at its best...Yes!

Damn I hate this song...This song is STOOPID!

This video is STOOPID!

Like did he get the animators of [BEBE KIDS ]to do his video or something?

Like last weekend he got out of jail trying to hit up every club and I dont know what the big deal was? I dont care...forreal...But all the chickenheads came out and even THIS TRICK[warning very nasty] , along with others I am sure just acted a hot garbage mess for his busted down a**

But wanted to share this "STOOPID" and retard video with you all...

Kids Stay in School...and I hope our youth do not follow the ignorance that is Gucci Mane spelling stupid...STOOPID! NO!

Enjoy!

HAIR ISSUES PT.2

Here is me explaining my hair frustration...Ughhhh!

HAIR ISSUES PT.1

I am having hair issues...

I really dont want to talk about it...

I made a video about it and will share with you...

Stay tuned for the video I will put up later...until then check out my hair!

Oh and dont be fooled by my smiles...I am faking it!

TWITTER ME PEOPLE: kiwimami

Okay so I jumped on the Twitter bandwagon! I really didnt want to forreal...

But my Godsister insisted and other folks was like just get one...so I did!

All it is basically is continous facebook status...COOL!

Okay so this is the real final reason why I got on Twitter. My dude be acting like he dont be on Facebook like that right? But I posted a status last night saying "I am blushing...I havent blushed in a long time.." so 1 min exactly later...he text me and is like "Who is making you blush?"

Long story short he was pissed the entire night over a freak status...I thought it was innocent. Was I so wrong...dang I didnt know putting up facebook statuses was borderline cheating!!!! So I got fed up and was like well I am gonna Twitter my feelings because he doesnt have it so I will be safe! So I am still getting the hang of it...I need more followers...

So if you have Twitter...PLEASE FOLLOW ME PLEASE!!! LOL

Twitter: kiwimami

Thank you kindly

RANDOM THURSDAY: BEBE KIDS

It this wasnt the most ghetto cartoon ever in the history of animated cartoon movies...

I know it seems like all of my random thursdays are more throwback but I swear this just hit me today!

Like after seeing this movie everyones bad a** kids were considered BeBe kids!!

"We dont die we multiply" -PeeWee the OG Baby

These poor kids today...they only watch cartoons tha are in 3-d...its probably foreign to them if they watch a drawn out cartoon in the movies. When was the last time you actually seen an animated drawn out cartoon movie? I dont recall....

I couldnt put the movie on here but you can watch the entire BeBe Kids Movie on Youtube...but it is split into 8 parts. [WATCH BEBES KIDS HERE]

This was the MOVIE!!!!

P.S. Did you know they had a Sega Genesis Game? Bebe Kids game? How did I miss that?

P.S.S. Did you know Marques Houston was the purple hoodied kid in this movie? Dang learn something new everyday!

TV SHOWS ARE SO SUSPECT!

See this? I am currently watching this episode on Tyra right now...Its about deadly abusive teen relationships [Damn you Chris Brown and Rhianna]...and I am looking at the dude and was like where did I see him at? Do I know him or seen him on another show?

And the light bulb went off and was like I remember where I see him and her!

They were on last week show on MTV TI Road to Redemption. About them being practically homeless and he breaks into people's houses...and blah blah TI shows him its wrong because he has a family.

So this dude is name Edwin and he must have some serious issues to be on two shows within weeks of each other? You beat on your girl and your break into peoples homes?

I dont know what is going on with TV networks these day but its like I know its reality but it make it seem like they got agents or something. This is not a coincedence? Is it real? Does he really beat his girl...does he really break into people's homes?



This is why I dont watch TV anymore everything is so suspect...but if he does do either of these thing he needs to get it together and stop signing up for television shows to broadcast your issues!

THROWBAC ME!!!

Wow how freaking random is this?

I was going through my old facebook profile pix and I found this.

This was taken when I was 16 years old...aww look how long my hair was!!!

I told yall I did the brown lip liner thing!![NOT LIKE THIS THOUGH]

But yeah this brings back so many memories.

I loved being 16...No real worries...I had my first job...and I was a PIMP!!!!

I took "mall" pictures all the time and passed them out to all of my friends in school and had like 5 left.

I actually wore those pants to school one day...dang I was a slut [But still a virgin] !!!

I would like to write a letter to 16 year old me [ got idea from an old Seventeen Mag]

Dear 16 year old Kiwi,

You are young, beautiful, and very talented. I know girl hated on you so much because you had green eyes and long hair and light skinned sometimes, but you know better than to act brand new and to feed into all of that hate. In a couple of years every last one of your haters will have 1-3 kids without their baby daddy while you are finishing up your college education childfree! In fact most of your friends will have kids and you will feel like is there something wrong with you for not having kids past the age of 21 because everyone else around you has. Arent you relieved? No kids for you for a while. Oh and I am sorry to break it to you will not go to California for college and you will change your major from Theater Arts to Public Relations [trust me you will love it]! I know you cant stand your stupid boyfriend Sean sometimes, but that is okay you will break up with him for good and see him in 6 more years looking like a bum in a broke down club in a dirty white shirt that your best friend made you go to because she hates you sometimes, and he will be in shock that you still look good and tries to win you back.

You wont find your first real boyfriend until for another 2 years when you enter college and it will last 3 years! You will experience the wonderful joys of love but also expierence your first heartbreak and will have to learn to move on and not cling to a man who you know is not on the same page as you. But dont worry, you will find a guy shortly after you break up who has a lot more sense and is more of a fit for you. Now I cant tell you too much of the details at this moment because its still a work in progress. I hope it turns out good, but you know you still keep it moving because you faith in God is stronger than ever and knows that everything will be okay.

You are doing good and just keep your head up. I know your mom still annoys you at this point but you will move out her house and live on your own so just suck it up for another 2 years. She will still try to have her input on things at time but she cant say too much because by that point you will be doing your own thing and your are pretty responsible so her nagging goes in vain sometimes. But the relationship will get a little better.

Well thats all I can tell you for now. Dont worry about your future...I am taking care of that as we speak. I am working at a PR internship [about time] and working on our career after graduation. God is going to take care of us.

Best Wishes,

23 Year old Kiwi

KERI HILSON IS A STRANGER!!!

1. Dry grits?

2.Dry Grits on Toast?

3.Mediatakeout is not in the newspaper

4. The Hilson sisters? Try Hilton...

5.Does he have Beyonce fever or something? B must stand for Beyonce.

6. Turning Me Off is one of the hottest songs right now...are you living under a rock?

Moral of the story...stay off the DRY GRITS!!

DO YOU WANT A GOOD LAUGH TODAY?

I am so upset right now...

What in the hot garbage mess is this?

Did he get his whole wardrobe from forever 21? In the female department?

And please check his footwork...please tell me his is not wearing 4 inch heels!

They are cute...ooo boy where did u get them?

That is sad when I am asking a grown man where he get his heels from...

This ish has to stop...its one thing to be gay...its another thing to be transgender or a crossdresser...

But he looks like he wants to be a little of both? Like if he really wanted to be a girl like he would want hair on his head, maybe some boobies, and shave his beard and moustache. So what is your goal? WTF? WTH? I just...my head hurts from trying to figure it out.

I have nothing against gay men...but this is just confusing. I dont think he knows what the hell he wants...I am done!

More Facebook Trends

Do you see this? Does this look familiar?

Well if it doesnt you probably dont have facebook or been on it lately because this crap right here is everywhere. Tag your friends to see which one matches their personality. This sucks!

First it was 25 random questions...now this mess. Why does everyone do what everyone is doing. Its like follow the leader on facebook now. I didnt tag myself to any of this stuff nor did any of my friends tagged me because my friends arent followers either.

So I made my own...hehe just for fun! Just because I couldnt stand this one circulating anymore!!

Mine seem more realistic dont you think? I am so Little Miss Wifey Material lol!

WE STILL LINING OUR LIPS WITH BLACK EYELINER?

Who still lines their lips with black eyeliner? Oh and dont even get me started on the eyebrows...

I will admit this was kinda the style when I was 14/15...but it was moreso brown[Ok I am ashamed that I did this but it was in then] but my stuff was never this bad!

Check out the self-placement black eyeliner mole...Ok I am done!

Just wanted to share this photo...

SOLANGE GIRL...

OMG Girl...I have been quiet enough...

I tried to ignore you...

It doesnt work...

WTH do you think you are doing? Did your son draw this on your face?

This ish right here is the product of a forgotten child.

I, myself, have tagged myself plenty of times to people and stated that I am the forgotten child [because I am in the middle and I dont even do anything that just makes my parents go WOW too often I guess] but she takes this to a whole new level!

I know it must be really, painfully, hard to be the little sister to Beyonce. Usually its the younger sibling who gets all of the attention...even more so when the older one leaves and goes to college or whatever...


Not for Solange, when your sister is the primary money maker in the family and hardest working woman in American, of course your parents push you to the side just a little [hey its buisness].

So what is the younger sibling to do? Well she tried her own little hustler with trying to be like big sister...with ther first CD [remember the song she had with Lil Romeo...its the only one I can remember]FAIL! Then she did what alot of young and probably forgotten little girls do become a teenage mother and maybe just maybe all the focus will be sent to her...FAIL! Then she attempts acting just like big sister...FAIL! And yet again she is attempting this singing career in the most essentric [weirdest] way possible to say out of her sisters shadow and branch off into her own person[ Her and Ray J in this famous older sibling shadow maybe they shoud hook up]...FAIL!!!

Remember when she fell out 2 weeks ago?

I am sorry she looks like she taking a nap

And she had the nerve to Twitter about it!!! Girl you so dramatic...when you learn to fall out like that from your 4 year old son?

Girl where are your friends? They must do not like you forreal because "MY" friends would tell me "girl you look like you was playing in Crayola kiddie paint take that crap off" or more importantly they will go " Girl if you gonna leave the house like that I dont know you" or "We not leaving the house until you take this crap off"!

Those are what you call friends! Friends dont let friends put stupid makeup art on their faces and leave the house! Solange we need to find you some friends and people who really love you.

RANDOM THURSDAYS

Gooey Gus the Slime Monster

If you used to watch Ghosterwriter in the '90s you had to remember him...

I cant believe I was actually scared of this episode...this face right here did it!

Why was I so scared? It so retarded and bootleg...I was a little punk [I was also 8]

but yeah...

I know I did this post like super late...its almost friday but I had to post this!

Please someone make me feel better and tell me I wasnt the only one scared of him...

Its a freaking bubble gum doll...

Who thought of this...Why was ghostwriter the show extremely bootleg? I cant believe I used to love this show [with my little composition book I kept up with the show to write down clues for next week show and from the week before]...

Here is one of the episode to retracks some people's memory! Youtube wont let me post the video on here so just [click here for the Episode]

NIVEA IS ON SOMETHING...

OMG what is up with these celebrities [my bad has beens] these day...

I used to love Nivea "Dont Mess With My Man" was my ish...OMG and "Laundromat"!

I see she wont let her signature multi-color hairdo go...I am just saying if Keyshia Cole retired her Blonde and Red weave combo that does NOT mean you dig it out the trash she threw it away in and rock it like it still cute...because its not! I didnt like it on her and I damn sure dont like it on you Nivea...NO! [There is a random blue spot in the back on her weave for no reason...why?]


No forreal what is she on...she is not well (4:39-5:02) & (5:28-6:00)

Clearly she is using something...and I dont think its some regular/mid...she on some Whitney Houstonish stuff...She is Whitney 2.0
What happened? Did Dream do this to you? Why did you even date Dream? Excuse me marry and have 3 of his kids? What? OMG I swear if maybe Mystical didnt go to jail...then just maybe just maybe...this child wouldnt be looking like this...

Please check 1:14 when she talks about her break up with The Dream [her words: It wasnt no mutually agreement He wanted to break up and I didnt] ...What? Girl you have three kids and you were married...you better hit him up for alimony and child support and call it a day! Look at him...what the hell?! I know you didnt want that forreal...

FREE MYSTICAL!!!

Rolling Out exploited the hell out of her...Anything to sell them magazines.

Oh and Wayne and her deserve each other...I am 100% for it!

100 FOLLOWERS!!!

YAY!!!
I just noticed it when I posted the LIL WAYNE POST

[click to here to read it]

That was quick. I only had this blog since the end of Jan. so this is a good thing.I didnt think I would get 100 this quick...I am still a novice blogger[I suck still lol]

Like I said now that I got this laptop I will promise to update my blog frequently...especially since I have a 100 followers! Yay!

So if you are following me that you very much! I will try to keep you all entertained with my random antics...

KIWI ♥ YOU

P.S. I see you Trice! My friend since high school Top row second pic...Thanks for being my 99th follower!!!

LITTLE WAYNE I NEED TO TALK TO YOU

Everyone is talking about the PROM QUEEN VIDEO...

Noo..Noo..Noo...you crossover and now you think you hot ish and can do no wrong..you can be a rapper/punk rocker and everyone loves it...not me!

See it all started after Lollipop...I was in Panama CityBeach,FL for my spring break and I started noticing a whole new group of people bumping "Lollipop" like 24/7...and new profound love for Lil Wayne...

Okay thats cool...you are opening your audience...thats a good thing. Bad thing is now you think you gotta be something else to keep that audience or something...

So you decided to get this stupid piercing to make yourself so orginal...wow no rapper in the game has a lip piercing! This look like a pimple [herpes whatever] and I am just confused. Why go there? Would you have done this if you didnt get this new fan base?

Look At him...he is not orginal. He looks like a Black Kid Rock...isnt that like his new best friend?
Now he wants to do a freak entire Punk Rock Rap Album...Jesus...
Now I am up for creativity and trying something new...

I heard and seen the new single "Prom Queen" and I refuse to put the video up because I dont do what everyone else do...and I dont like it. I like the concept! I think the song is actually deep...but the actual way it is coming across in this punk rock fashion...is not my cup of tea. Its stupid and he is just doing too much!

Lil Wayne,

Take the damn lip piercing off...your making yourself extremely unattractive [I dont care how much money he has...he reminds me of a gremlin!]

Love Kiwi

IM AN INTERN

Hey Good news everyone...

First I wanna say I should of did this post yesterday [my bad].

But here is how it went down.

Me before going to my interview 3.2.09

So I went to an interview on Monday for a PR internship after they told me I already had it last week...now before I went to this interview the woman wanted me to take a writing test [for what? You said I had the position?]

And then she emailed me and said she liked what I submitted and it was interview time. So I interview with 2 women. And let me say I was disappointed...

It was a financial PR firm...meaning they specialize in the financial aspect of PR [aka the extremely boring part]...

So I am just like whatever I just want something...

But then they were like they want 20 hours + weekly unpaid [what?]

They have lots of writing and harsh critics [pressure pressure pressure]
Oh and the kicker was that I didnt have the position like she kicked it...more like

I was the first interviewee and she will call me back in 2 weeks to let me know for sure...

So you know what I did?

I smiled...nodded my head and asked questions like I was so interested [that is what you suppose to do on an interview you all know that bs] said thank you and left...

Then went home immediately and looked for someone else that was hiring for an intern...

I just knew I couldnt intern there...

I would die of boredom and they pretty much wanted free labor [ you not gonna take advantage of me in this economy]

And I found a company that was looking for interns that seemed more of a fit for me...

It was actually interesting...

I submitted my resume immediately...

And yesterday I got a call...and they wanted me to stop by the office [not for an interview]

And she told me I could start interning immediately...

Yay!!! God is good!

So I started today and I think I am gonna like it.

So just some motivation for you guys...

Do not settle because your desperate...

If you feel like something is not for you keep looking and God will bring you something better.

KERI HILSON GOT BEEF???

Girl you letting this "Gangsta Girl Turning Me On Keri" Alter-ego get to you huh?

I swear on everything I was gonna dedicate a good post about here today...
I was gonna state how she is a very beautiful and talented woman and I wish people would give her more recognition. Well I think Keri wants to get recognition the Hollywood way.

I love her new song Turning Me On by the way...
But what I mean by getting recognition the "Hollywood" way is meaning when your looks and talent is not getting you attention by itself...you have to take other measures to get some buzz...

Examples: Change your hair [Christina Milian I am talking about you and its not cute], have a sextape, take revealing shots, have a reality show, get hooked up with someone that no one would expect [Christina Milian I am talking about you with Dream thats is not working either], get into an altercation with your mate a break up, get hooked on drugs and go to rehab, get pregnant [bonus make sure you have twins], and the oldie but goodie...have some beef with someone!

So Keri took the route to start some beef with not one R&B chick but two!

Yeah adding T-Pain & Lil Wayne[T-Wayne] to your song these days automatically brings attention I guess

[or do your own AutoTune singing]

THE LYRICS TO THE TURNING ME ON REMIXI shot the sheriff, but wait till i shoot these b*thces[why they gotta be bitches]......down now i ain't tryin to start no mess it just something of my chest[starting mess when you said this].....that i need to get off cause you turnin me off ya vision cloudy if you think you the best you can dance [Ciara], she can sing [Beyonce] but need to move it TO THE LEFT [clearly a reference from the Irreplacable song] you need to go have some babies [Beyonce], she needs to sit down she fadin [Ciara] those other b*tches ain't even worth my time to talk about[Christina Milian she talking about you!] been had dollas boy, go get ya money up know you ain't the only homie homie lined upi ain't turnin it off, im still turning it on go head and tell these folks how long i've been writing your song[definitely Ciara] i been putting you on just check the credits hoand if you want me you can find me in decatur ho [then you hear T-Pain instigating going ooooooooo0]

I still think she is beautiful and talented and very young making fast money by being a songwriter [I remember she wrote IceBox for Omarion, and wrote a bunch of songs for Britney Spears, Ciara, Usher, Ludacris, and others] .
So anyways..so this girl is taking jabs at Beyonce and Ciara...dang why you do that?!

She is already getting the wrong attention because some people believe she is not even a big enough star to be talking about Ciara or Beyonce...

I guess her publist said "any publicity is good publicity" I wish I was your PR person...I would of said no to the drama...this was the wrong way to go.

Sorry I gotta label this Attention Whore [Your not a whore Keri]

And Your Turning Me Off [Atleast it goes with your song]

But KIWI STILL ♥ YOU

I wonder how she gonna reaction when people question her...is she gonna deny that this is about Beyonce & Ciara?
Beyonce you gonna hit that "Diva Remix"?[I think she was talking about Rhianna now she gotta hit Keri]Ciara already did the Diva Remix [I think she was dissing Beyonce too]

P.S. Woman we need to stop this cattiness...thats why they say we never get along...its always something with us...

P.S.S. I just found out why she did it...Keri Hilson's album finally comes out March 24th. Yeah definitely publicity stunt!

NANANANA JIM JONES!

OMG you are a grown a** man!
Are you serious...you made a song call NaNaNa like a little kid?

Like Na Na Na Boo Boo?

I officially forreal hate 106nPark...This is like the third time I watched it recently and everytime I watch the stupid show I see some new BS like this!

Jim Jones you couldnt of came up with something better than this? You using childish antics to come up with your material...OMG i cant...I just cannot...I refuse...

I think he is serious...this is so sad...

Who still does another single on the end of videos anymore?

I am mad and sad @ the same time...Hip Hop is becoming retarded forreal.

What would TuPac and Biggie Do?

KNOW ANY GOOD MOVIES I CAN WATCH?

Remeber the days where u actually went looking for the bootleg man for DVD movies? 1 for $10 or 3 for $20 (i think i dont remember forreal).

But yeah bump that...I dont buy DVDs anymore...my boo actually downloads them for free...like the new new movies that came in theaters 2 weeks ago...

I actually used to have Netflix which was cool for a minute but I had 3 unlimited movies and you had to mail them off and sometimes I didnt watch all of them and then I didnt like the ones I had so I had to wait and wait...

So now that I got this laptop I have been watching movies online...

The only thing is I just need a good movie to watch. And I wanna watch something that is good...but what? I dont care new or old...someone help!

Please comment and tell me Thanks!!! [ no action or war movies ]