Showing posts with label CRACK IS WHACK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CRACK IS WHACK. Show all posts

Thursday, March 5, 2009

NIVEA IS ON SOMETHING...

OMG what is up with these celebrities [my bad has beens] these day...

I used to love Nivea "Dont Mess With My Man" was my ish...OMG and "Laundromat"!

I see she wont let her signature multi-color hairdo go...I am just saying if Keyshia Cole retired her Blonde and Red weave combo that does NOT mean you dig it out the trash she threw it away in and rock it like it still cute...because its not! I didnt like it on her and I damn sure dont like it on you Nivea...NO! [There is a random blue spot in the back on her weave for no reason...why?]


No forreal what is she on...she is not well (4:39-5:02) & (5:28-6:00)

Clearly she is using something...and I dont think its some regular/mid...she on some Whitney Houstonish stuff...She is Whitney 2.0
What happened? Did Dream do this to you? Why did you even date Dream? Excuse me marry and have 3 of his kids? What? OMG I swear if maybe Mystical didnt go to jail...then just maybe just maybe...this child wouldnt be looking like this...

Please check 1:14 when she talks about her break up with The Dream [her words: It wasnt no mutually agreement He wanted to break up and I didnt] ...What? Girl you have three kids and you were married...you better hit him up for alimony and child support and call it a day! Look at him...what the hell?! I know you didnt want that forreal...

FREE MYSTICAL!!!
Rolling Out exploited the hell out of her...Anything to sell them magazines.
Oh and Wayne and her deserve each other...I am 100% for it!

Monday, February 2, 2009

I Blame Flavor Flav for the Love of Ray J


I so disapprove of this show...who is he trying to be baby Flavor Flav?!

Already I am mad...he just luke his great granddaddy Flavor Flav put the most gutterball chick to put ok the most tastless network to which it us VH1. It makes me sick!

Poor Ray J...always dying to get out of the "Brandys Brother" shadow. His desperate self went to the extremes to where a sextape was "leaked" and that was supposed to jumpoff his fame but instead jumped off his jumpoff(pun intended) fame. So poor Ray j
J resorted to compete with his jumpoff and created his own so orginal reality show in which he looks for love.

I just don't understand why VH1 coninues to endorse the reality love show BS! Flavor Flav again this is all your fault!!!!!

All they cast is wanna be model actress/famewhores...it's ridiculous.And is it a requirement to have 3 pounds of weave in your head before you come on these shows...ugh

Oh and check this Ray J gives them nicknames..."because that what they do on these shows!" His words not mine...so orginal boo.

Oh and yes he put a girl on the show with a Tat on her face name "Danger"...well thats new and STUPID!!!

I bet she did this just to get on the show. Attention whore!!! Anything to get on TV huh?

And they have a chick name Lil Hood. Why is she white? I rather believe BuckWild was more hood than this...Get the hell out!

Sorry she is the whitest of all white girls. No offense but look at her. Lil Hood? She look like she grew up in a 2-parent home, private school, Mercedes-Benz driving, fake breast having ditzy blonde that have never seen a "hood". LOL @ her sweaty armpits in the pic...


Here I got the show wrapped up already: he kisses them all, somebody cries, someone gets drunk and throw up, uh oh catfight, somebody does something slutty, someone does something to get his attention, someone has a boyfriend at home, there is people sleeping in his bed(more than one at a time), more fake tears, stupid challenges that has absolutely nothing to do with winning his love, they all fall in love with him, someone gets exposed for being connected with the entertainment industry, and then Ray J falls in love.

Until the reunion show where he realizes that it's not going to work. What a show right? Ray J I used to have a crush on you... Until you came out with "sexy can I"

Question: Where is Whitney Houston?