Showing posts with label FAIL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FAIL. Show all posts

Thursday, August 13, 2009

WHY U SO OBSESSED WITH ME?


Just to let you know "Obsessed" the Movie was very predict-a-ble! Lifetime orginal...

I love Mariah's new song "Obsessed".

OMG with social media stuff like FaceBook, Twitter, and my blogs I am making it easier for people to stalk the ish outta me and satisfy their "obsession"! **By the way WTF(Why The F**k) does Twitter & Blogger suggest people to "follow" them...you are provoking the stalkers!!Anyways...

I have a couple of stalker stories I like to share but first I want to put this out here. There is a huge difference between a little checking up on somebody & STALKING! I am a little nosy so yeah I have "checked up" on some people...but NEVER STALKED!

-I had a dude know my school schedule and would always bump into me after I got outta class.What a coink-i-dink!

-I had a dude follow me from the highway to McDonalds for my #

-I had a dude follow me from clubs to other locations Waffle House, Gas Stations, etc...

-I had several dude stalk me in the grocery store to watch me aisle for aisle and then pick the perfect opportunity to "talk" to me.

-I had a Myspace stalker that I do not wanna talk about it [very creepy] in which is why I do not be on that mess any more.

-I posted my job on my FaceBook page when I used to work at Bath&Body Works and this dude literally kept staring at me & didnt want my help when I asked him. He then revealed conicidently "arent we facebook friends"? OMG did you just ask me that? I think he just came up there to see me in person[to which is why I dont have too many strangers as FB friends].

-I had a dude last week have a wack convo with me and wouldnt leave me alone, and he got my number not from my friend, but searched it in her phone and stole it! [True Story]

-I had a dude in the mall who I have no spoken to in forever who I thought lost my number, watch me go from store to store to call me and tell me he knows where I am at. "I see you shopping in Macy's. I seen you earlier in that other store too and didnt wanna say nothing...yeah I am not even in Macy I am outside of it". Are you watching me shop store to store? Super Stalker.

-I had a dude steal my pictures on Blackplanet, put them on his page and told the world I was his girlfriend. One of my friends had to tell me about that one.

I have so many stories about dudes who are so obsessed with me I rather not write that novel today. I mean sometimes I am literally paranoid where I go because I be feeling like someone is stalking me. I mean IDK whats wrong with people. Get a freaking life. If I am not interested in you stop bothering me...dont stalk me from a distance either.

Oh and this doesnt just go for guys either. There are females who stalk me too. Not because they gay or anything...because they are true haters. They wanna know about my life because I guess I got something they want. They are probably reading this blog so if you are reading this Hey Girl!!! ***There is more than one too I know this for a FACT! (whatever though).

That is why my FaceBook is super-private, Myspace private, and Twitter is about to be private. Social Media is making this stuff too easy...but dont worry my blogs will stay open. Read my other blog LIVE.LOVE.LOVE

STALKERS ARE THE NEW HATERS EVERYONE!

WHY YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

PUBLICITY STUNTS!

This was so so staged. I didnt need someone at MTV to clarify this.
The moment I seen this on television...I knew this was some fake ish!
If you seen his reaction from the moment "Bruno" was coming down towards him, why didnt Eminem move? Any straight man (not that I am implying Eminem isnt but maybe I am) would of seen bare ass and balls and got to moving.
Not only that, but he also sat and teabagged and didnt fight him?! That would of been an immediate beat-your-ass moment, but instead him and "his crew" walked off. WTF?

But its fake and whatever...but it got the job done! That little stunt recieved ratings, buzzes, and everything and people are still talking about it.

So it created a stunt that generated buzz for MTV & that movie Bruno!

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF PUBLICITY STUNTS!

A little touchy feely arent we?!

Another great publicity stunt for the Spike Awards.

This show doesnt even come out for 2-3 more weeks and this is getting people hyped!

People got all types of things to say about it, but again this is Hollywood so this was probably staged too! Think about it!

So what if she is married? I am pretty sure they are great friends, and this is mucho acceptable with them being in the A-List club and all...I think this was pretty funny!

Halleeeeee Berrrrrrrrrry!!!! Halle Berry indeed!

And Publicity Stunt of the freaking year thus far goes to SPECTACULAR(y GAY)

I didnt want to talk or post this video but for the sake of my publicity theme I will do it.

So in case you didnt know, Mr.I-DID-THIS-FOR-THE-LADIES came out with another video in response to this [CLICK HERE]

So he is trying to convince people he is not gay, by putting on some tight boxer brief (I guess that is an upgrade) and making a public service announcement that he did this video for "the ladies"...LMMFAO!! LIAR.

So he continues to torture us with laughter once more with yet another video.

NEWSFLASH:NOBODY BELIEVE YOU!

1. If this was stricky for the ladies why did you challenge and say "This is a challenge for all them boys who be grinding out there. I wanna know who #1. So from Bow Wow, Chris Brown, to Omarion, to Trey Songz, to Day26..." (this is very very homo and directed to men)

2. Why is a chair involved? What did the chair do to you?

3. What makes him think that him doing these moves are turning woman on?

4. Is he talking about Transgendered ladies maybe?

5.Why does he look like he practice these moves on men?

6. Is this how he demostrates how he has sex? If so, its sad (for women and men)

7.Why is there a grown man name Lingerie? Forreal? Forreal forreal?

8.Did you honestly believe that you wearing all that jewerly and taking it off was proving your masculinity? Homo Thug!

9. Why does it end it with a double flip and say "You p***y a** ni**az"...I bet that is exactly what anal feels like for you...a p***y. Ironic huh?

Watch this BS. Oh and yes he is still shaming Pretty Ricky for their "Tipsy" single. If I was apart of this group I would slap him!

I AM SO MAD @ THIS!

Spectacular...aka Sexy Spec you get a FAIL for this and my verdict is YOUR GAY

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

FML (F My Life)

Dont you just love shorting your words online or via text? Is it me but I never keep up with the new lingo but when I try to figure it, I always get it right without anyone telling me prior. Like this one FML. Weird how I already knew it mean F my life LOL.

Anyways so I was on Twitter last night [I am becoming an addict] and someone introduced me to this newsite called http://www.fmylife.com/ and this is some funny ish.

I guess its some annonymous thing where people type in what happens in their daily life that was f**ked up but it turns out to be so funny. Like all of them are so funny!

I compiled a list of my favorites ones from yesterday.




















PT. 2...EVEN FUNNIER!!


Sorry its so small. Blogger did this!

Friday, March 6, 2009

SOLANGE GIRL...

OMG Girl...I have been quiet enough...

I tried to ignore you...

It doesnt work...

WTH do you think you are doing? Did your son draw this on your face?

This ish right here is the product of a forgotten child.

I, myself, have tagged myself plenty of times to people and stated that I am the forgotten child [because I am in the middle and I dont even do anything that just makes my parents go WOW too often I guess] but she takes this to a whole new level!

I know it must be really, painfully, hard to be the little sister to Beyonce. Usually its the younger sibling who gets all of the attention...even more so when the older one leaves and goes to college or whatever...


Not for Solange, when your sister is the primary money maker in the family and hardest working woman in American, of course your parents push you to the side just a little [hey its buisness].

So what is the younger sibling to do? Well she tried her own little hustler with trying to be like big sister...with ther first CD [remember the song she had with Lil Romeo...its the only one I can remember]FAIL! Then she did what alot of young and probably forgotten little girls do become a teenage mother and maybe just maybe all the focus will be sent to her...FAIL! Then she attempts acting just like big sister...FAIL! And yet again she is attempting this singing career in the most essentric [weirdest] way possible to say out of her sisters shadow and branch off into her own person[ Her and Ray J in this famous older sibling shadow maybe they shoud hook up]...FAIL!!!

Remember when she fell out 2 weeks ago?

I am sorry she looks like she taking a nap

And she had the nerve to Twitter about it!!! Girl you so dramatic...when you learn to fall out like that from your 4 year old son?

Girl where are your friends? They must do not like you forreal because "MY" friends would tell me "girl you look like you was playing in Crayola kiddie paint take that crap off" or more importantly they will go " Girl if you gonna leave the house like that I dont know you" or "We not leaving the house until you take this crap off"!

Those are what you call friends! Friends dont let friends put stupid makeup art on their faces and leave the house! Solange we need to find you some friends and people who really love you.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

LITTLE WAYNE I NEED TO TALK TO YOU

Everyone is talking about the PROM QUEEN VIDEO...

Noo..Noo..Noo...you crossover and now you think you hot ish and can do no wrong..you can be a rapper/punk rocker and everyone loves it...not me!

See it all started after Lollipop...I was in Panama CityBeach,FL for my spring break and I started noticing a whole new group of people bumping "Lollipop" like 24/7...and new profound love for Lil Wayne...

Okay thats cool...you are opening your audience...thats a good thing. Bad thing is now you think you gotta be something else to keep that audience or something...

So you decided to get this stupid piercing to make yourself so orginal...wow no rapper in the game has a lip piercing! This look like a pimple [herpes whatever] and I am just confused. Why go there? Would you have done this if you didnt get this new fan base?

Look At him...he is not orginal. He looks like a Black Kid Rock...isnt that like his new best friend?
Now he wants to do a freak entire Punk Rock Rap Album...Jesus...
Now I am up for creativity and trying something new...

I heard and seen the new single "Prom Queen" and I refuse to put the video up because I dont do what everyone else do...and I dont like it. I like the concept! I think the song is actually deep...but the actual way it is coming across in this punk rock fashion...is not my cup of tea. Its stupid and he is just doing too much!

Lil Wayne,

Take the damn lip piercing off...your making yourself extremely unattractive [I dont care how much money he has...he reminds me of a gremlin!]

Love Kiwi

Monday, March 2, 2009

NANANANA JIM JONES!

OMG you are a grown a** man!
Are you serious...you made a song call NaNaNa like a little kid?
Like Na Na Na Boo Boo?

I officially forreal hate 106nPark...This is like the third time I watched it recently and everytime I watch the stupid show I see some new BS like this!

Jim Jones you couldnt of came up with something better than this? You using childish antics to come up with your material...OMG i cant...I just cannot...I refuse...


I think he is serious...this is so sad...


Who still does another single on the end of videos anymore?
I am mad and sad @ the same time...Hip Hop is becoming retarded forreal.
What would TuPac and Biggie Do?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

HELL TO THE NO BOW WOW!

I am pissed...
I am watching 106nPArk [I never watch this show anymore by the way]
And Mr.106nPark just pissed me off...

Now Mr.I-am-through-with-the-rap-game-to-pursue-acting-and-I-am-back-rapping-with-my-lame-ass just decided to drop a new video...

I didnt think nothing of it...
Until I watch the video and seen that he pretty much took "BabyBabyBaBy" by TLC intrumentals and did a song for it...
Why?
I am pissed because he shouldnt of done that...
I am a die-hard TLC fan!!!
So yes this pissed me off!
And I am not surprised that the song sucked!!!
You should of left a classic alone...

But the good thing is hopefuly T-Boz and Chilli will be getting a roalty check off it...
Here is the stupid video!




Bootleg version of "Whatever You Like"...was that your inspiration Bow Wow

Here is TLC's orginal version...



BOW WOW YOU SUCK FOR THIS! TLC FOREVER!!!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

BEYONCE NO!



This dress was a no-no!
House of Damnitswrong...not for the Oscars sweetie.
I know you got the memo strapless dress w/mermaid tails
But that doesn't mean use your collection to the Oscars...
This is an A-List even...Versace, Prada, Roberto Cavalli...
House of Dereon...No!
[And I bet she wanted it gold to go with the Gold Oscar theme]

Usually she is on point...so I will give her a pass...but still you failed...

Beyonce I just have a question...

When are you gonna just sit down somewhere...Like forreal...
I love you...Your a beautiful woman...
You have a beautiful voice...
But forreal...

I have seen you non-stop working for the past 11 years...
Have you all notice there has not be a year where Beyonce took a break?
It's like she is scared...are you afraid someone like Rhianna is gonna take your shine?
Yes Beyonce I know your a Diva...female version of a Hustler...
But even Jay-Z took a Break and had 10 albums...
Your rich Go SIT DOWN!

Chelsea Lately said it best last night...
She was like "Honey why were you at the Oscars? In fact why is she at every award show? I bet if there was an Animal Planet awards she will be there too! Beyonce your everywhere! We see you...we get it! "

Agreed...