RANDOM THURSDAY: ELI PORTER

He deed it!

OMG this is so old but still the funniest thing ever.

If you never seen this on Youtube well let me introduce you to Eli Porter.

Yes I think he is a little special educated and bless his heart...

But he did go kind of hard "Rosie O'Donnell @ a Bi-sexual Bridal Shower"? Jay-Z & Nas could not come up with nothing hot like that...GENIUS!

But he is most famous for is @ the 2:20 mark...I.WILL.NOT.COMMENT. 2MUCH

Lets just say I died and went to heaven and got resurrected after that!

Enjoy.

P.S. I am not going to hell for laughing so hard @ this...am I?

TURN MY FAG ON!

Morehouse men anthem (lol no offense)

Bulldogs should defnitely play this in their club: Theme song!(yes Bulldogs is a gay club)

RANDOM THURSDAY: 60 TOP GHETTO NAMES

Why kind of racist ish is this? These are Mexians LMAO...

They got the spelling all jacked up and everythang!

Anyways here are my favorites:

#22 Congratulashayla

#18 Clitorisandrea! (should of been #1) WHY???!!!

#10 Unidastazovamerikalique (WTF? sounds like United States of America)

You see the ish I am talking about?

These children will never ever get a job. Dont get any ideas for baby names either!

#1 is hiliarious!

FML (F My Life)

Dont you just love shorting your words online or via text? Is it me but I never keep up with the new lingo but when I try to figure it, I always get it right without anyone telling me prior. Like this one FML. Weird how I already knew it mean F my life LOL.

Anyways so I was on Twitter last night [I am becoming an addict] and someone introduced me to this newsite called http://www.fmylife.com/ and this is some funny ish.

I guess its some annonymous thing where people type in what happens in their daily life that was f**ked up but it turns out to be so funny. Like all of them are so funny!

I compiled a list of my favorites ones from yesterday.

PT. 2...EVEN FUNNIER!!

Sorry its so small. Blogger did this!

RANDOM THURSDAYS: CELEBRITY THERAPY

I dont know who these girls are but they just started my day.

See this is so random as it is funny...because to be honest I couldnt think of what to do for random Thursdays today so when all else fail...Turn to Youtube!!! LOL

I just love how the replay Beyonce with her non-articulate speaking self [have you seen her do an interview? Very 5th grader-like she is always telling a story in the third person] and Rhianna who I guess always either talks about Chris Brown & Barbados.

Anyways peeps enjoy!

COOTIES!!!

"All I did was trade lunchables"

You may have cooties [whisper] and not even know it!

Well everyone we all know most STDS start with cooties! LOL tell your kids to be careful...

Love the little girl @ 0:32 sec...COOTIES!!!

Get them cooties shots!

WHAT IS A MONOSEXUAL?

This mofo right here...made me laugh in South Beach last week.

I mean these people were down there protesting with their "Christian" beliefs on how we are all going to hell for this and that...

So something made me wonder when I took this pic...WTF is a Monosexual...

monosexual definition:monosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to one sex (or gender) only, monosexuality being the corresponding sexual orientation. A monosexual can be either heterosexual or homosexual.

So whether you are straight or gay everyone...we are all condemn to hell? R U freaking serious?

I want to slap him for this!

Fake Christains...just mad for no reason lol. Next they gonna say I am going to hell for using Colgate toothpaste instead of Crest brand...

Video coming soon!

CARTOON COSTUME DANCING FETISH?

Ok so I stumbled upon this on an accident with just searching through YouTube...and I came across an old video that I thought was cute. Dora Dancing...

This is that fire! Dora be getting down!


And this same person also did Elmo...Also that fire!


But then I started too see a crazy pattern...Everyone started to do youtube videos in Elmo, Dora, and other childhood character costumes...is this a fetish now? Is this what people requesting at their children's birthday parties?

So I am gonna post all these Dancing Cartoon Costume People your your enjoyment...


Elmo & Dora


Dora you are not suppose to be pop locking and dropping it!!!


Dora where is your pants?


Diego got on it too...Damn u souljah boy!


Elmo and Mickey...damn they doing the souljah boy dance too!


See dragging Mickey got Pluto and Goofy doing the souljah boy dance too...NOoooo!

Look the line has to be crossed somewhere...no more cartoon characters dancing...The Children the sake of humanity...just stop lol

WHAT THE HELL? POTTY DANCE?!!

I am seriously about to be done with TV...

OK Look @ What I previously post about Bow Wow today
I am still pissed about this [click here]

And #1 on 106nPark is STANKY LEG? I cant...

Okay and now this bull...

Huggies has taken pull-ups to a whole new low...

A POTTY DANCE? A MOTHERFREAKIN POTTY DANCE?

This guy I swear is Keenan Thompsons twin...I thought it was him!

Why is this guy so goofy looking?
And can somebody please tell certain people that no one raps like its the '80s anymore...its 2009...stop it with the slow rhythmic rhyming style...

Oo I better now see any grown people do the "potty dance"
This is a damn sad a** shame!
Well no...this is still better than the STANKY LEG!

I RATHER DO THE POTTY DANCE THAN THE STANKY LEG ANY DAY! LOL

Im speechless now...

MY FAVORITE COMMERICAL

LMAO @ White Madea...LOL "call the po-po" "I aint going down silent..."

Now I dont watch too much TV as much as I used to, but this is my favorite commercial at the moment! The foolishness just to make sure people do not go to H&R BLOCK to get your taxes done...its a RECESSION INDEED