RANDOM THURSDAY: ELI PORTER

He deed it!

OMG this is so old but still the funniest thing ever.

If you never seen this on Youtube well let me introduce you to Eli Porter.

Yes I think he is a little special educated and bless his heart...

But he did go kind of hard "Rosie O'Donnell @ a Bi-sexual Bridal Shower"? Jay-Z & Nas could not come up with nothing hot like that...GENIUS!

But he is most famous for is @ the 2:20 mark...I.WILL.NOT.COMMENT. 2MUCH

Lets just say I died and went to heaven and got resurrected after that!

Enjoy.

P.S. I am not going to hell for laughing so hard @ this...am I?

BEYONCE IS UNEDUCATED

I am so mad at this forreal!

Oh you guy thought it was a game...Yeah the hottest chick in the game just embarrassed the mess outta herself [LMAO @ Larry Kings reaction!]

This girl was dead on for the Beyonce impersonation
[check here]

Beyonce sounds a little special educated in this...

She is a grown woman interviewing like she is 14 years old.

I don't even this she answered Larry Kings question...a SIMPLE question!

I guess she usually rehearses for her interviews and Larry threw her a curve ball and she didn't know how to respond, because I guess she is told what to say usually.

I think Beyonce should of graduated from high school or at least needs to go back and get her GED. This was dreadful and she sounds remedial as hell!

If Beyonce is any young girl's role model...please take this as a lesson, stay in school and learn how to complete full sentences properly. Oh and sacrificeded is not a word.

BEYONCE's NEW COMMERCIAL

Miss Beyonce Miss Beyonce...

I love here and all...but this right here just makes me questions her.

Is it hard for her to pretend she is normal? She looks a little special...

Especially that noise she made at the end...I am like ok.....?

I have seen alot of these Nintendo DS commercial and everyone looks (or atleast acts) natural like they really like it...not Miss Beyonce...it looks forced and I dont believe her. Damn she just has to be everywhere I guess!

Everytime I see this commercial I am shaking my head because she will do anything to get a buck...whatever make that money I guess.

I dunno maybe its me, call me a hater I dont care I dont believe she was being real.

RANDOM THURSDAY: BREAKFAST GOSPEL SONG

I BEG U TO WATCH THIS!!

I LAUGHED TILL I CRIED FORREAL...

THIS IS A GOSPEL SONG...BUT 2 ME I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH GOD?

ITS ALL ABOUT BREAKFAST FOOD...AND IN SOME PARTS...ITS JUST RANDOM FOOD...

THIS IS MAKING ME HUNGRY! IMMA NEED FOR THEM TO GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME GROCERIES...THEY AINT GOT NOTHING!!!

OH AND I DIED WHEN THEY STARTED TALKIN ABOUT CEREAL...NO MORE CHERRIOS? NO!!!! NUT OF GRAPES? GRAPE NUTS MAYBE?

OH AND PEEP AUNTIE DOTTIES REACTION [she is like this is some bulls**t why this man got me singing this s**t?] NO EFFORT AT ALL. LMAO!!!

ENJOY!

P.S. You ever had sugar & rice? Like as a meal...let alone breakfast? 1:27 mark...I am done!

SOLANGE GIRL...

OMG Girl...I have been quiet enough...

I tried to ignore you...

It doesnt work...

WTH do you think you are doing? Did your son draw this on your face?

This ish right here is the product of a forgotten child.

I, myself, have tagged myself plenty of times to people and stated that I am the forgotten child [because I am in the middle and I dont even do anything that just makes my parents go WOW too often I guess] but she takes this to a whole new level!

I know it must be really, painfully, hard to be the little sister to Beyonce. Usually its the younger sibling who gets all of the attention...even more so when the older one leaves and goes to college or whatever...


Not for Solange, when your sister is the primary money maker in the family and hardest working woman in American, of course your parents push you to the side just a little [hey its buisness].

So what is the younger sibling to do? Well she tried her own little hustler with trying to be like big sister...with ther first CD [remember the song she had with Lil Romeo...its the only one I can remember]FAIL! Then she did what alot of young and probably forgotten little girls do become a teenage mother and maybe just maybe all the focus will be sent to her...FAIL! Then she attempts acting just like big sister...FAIL! And yet again she is attempting this singing career in the most essentric [weirdest] way possible to say out of her sisters shadow and branch off into her own person[ Her and Ray J in this famous older sibling shadow maybe they shoud hook up]...FAIL!!!

Remember when she fell out 2 weeks ago?

I am sorry she looks like she taking a nap

And she had the nerve to Twitter about it!!! Girl you so dramatic...when you learn to fall out like that from your 4 year old son?

Girl where are your friends? They must do not like you forreal because "MY" friends would tell me "girl you look like you was playing in Crayola kiddie paint take that crap off" or more importantly they will go " Girl if you gonna leave the house like that I dont know you" or "We not leaving the house until you take this crap off"!

Those are what you call friends! Friends dont let friends put stupid makeup art on their faces and leave the house! Solange we need to find you some friends and people who really love you.

NANANANA JIM JONES!

OMG you are a grown a** man!
Are you serious...you made a song call NaNaNa like a little kid?

Like Na Na Na Boo Boo?

I officially forreal hate 106nPark...This is like the third time I watched it recently and everytime I watch the stupid show I see some new BS like this!

Jim Jones you couldnt of came up with something better than this? You using childish antics to come up with your material...OMG i cant...I just cannot...I refuse...

I think he is serious...this is so sad...

Who still does another single on the end of videos anymore?

I am mad and sad @ the same time...Hip Hop is becoming retarded forreal.

What would TuPac and Biggie Do?

NEW DANCES

I think both of these dances are kinda special...but the tunes are so catchy!
So I guess people are just in the mood to create new dance nonsense...okay!

I can tolerate Swag Surfin'...its not that bad...but looking at grown men do this in the club...I just i dunno forreal...

Then we got the infamous "STANKY LEG"...People from TX really try their damnest to come out with dances like they do in ATL...ummm no try again...lol

OMG LORD JESUS...I just think this is the stupidest song...stupidest dance...who thinks of special stuff like this?
I am not gonna lie though...I be catching myself wanna do it though...its trying to brainwash me to do the dance!

I blame Souljah Boy for having people come up with these ignorant dances that have ignorant songs to match. But we gotta dance to something I guess...why not?!

I am convinced that both inventors of these dances rode the short bus...but the one who created the stanky leg licked the windows and wore a helmet.

OCT-MOM STUPIDNESS

You see this lady? She is a nut case!!! Bad mom indeed!

Okay here is how the story started in case u didnt know...

So she is now "infamous" for giving birth to octuplets [8 babies!!!] like two weeks ago. Wow right. So we thinking this is like some kind of miracle and she is a brave wonderful woman right...

Oww...OMG that looks like it hurts like crap. How is she smiling?There are 8 babies in there!!JESUS!!!

Okay so the story gets a little stupid. So why come[lol] before these 8 "miracle babies" she already had 6 other kids! Oh no it gets better!!

This heifer is barely 30!!! She lives at home with her mother, no job, and get this...there is no man! They were are sperm babies!!!

So guess what everyone. She is looking for handouts to support her kids. 1st she got a publistic to request if Oprah wants her on the show to pay 2 million for her apperance. What?! And then she is going to school, and she said student loans are going to help her pay for these kids. You selfish bish!!!

See thats is when I lost it because I am an actual college student, graduating, with actual life goals and dreams and "need" finacial aid for my education. She is going to use it to support her kids!!! Good luck with that because in this economy bish its going to be hard for you to get a loan now if you dont have good credit.

And not only this...yes this woman clearly had plastic surgery in which she is denying. She wanted to look like Angelia Jolie. They claim she is obsessed with her. Thus is why she got the surgey and probably wanted all these kids inspired by her. Except bish you dont have the funds like Angelia to support your 14 kids!!!!

How scarey is that?! She probably used some of the money from her previous kids to get this surgery...how else does a non-employed mother of 6 pay for it?

Oh and yes it gets worst.


Ooo All of her kids have the same middle name"Angel"[of course]and they said she used to send Angelina letters and stuff and poor Angie is creeped out. Its okay Angie...she creeps me out too. Imagine someone chopping and screwing their faces just to look like you?

She is sick and she is trying to to use her children to get money. I know times are hard and yes I know people who have gotten pregnant on purpose to use govt money to support them...but this ish? This bish wanted attention...wanted to be the next Angelia Jolie...or Mother Theresa or something...but your not!!!


See at lease with the mother who has like 18+ because she keeps getting pregnant every year has a Husband! She gets pregnant the natural way...mostly one kid at a time...They are a family! I mean I think she is kinda crazy too but at least she isnt trying to look for handouts. What the hell is this bish going to tell her 14 kids in a couple of years...to tell Maury to do a special sperm bank show to find the babies daddies?

Times are hard...but not hard enough to be psycho and dramatic like this hoe. Someone if you see her...slap her for me please!