NIVEA IS PREGNANT TOO

So the rumors are so true. Nivea is PREGNANT!

So first I wanna say Congrats Nivea...not neccessarly on the baby(Congrats 2 that too) but she finally got rid of her multicolored hair! Yay!!!! Upgrade yourself girl!

Anyways so I posted about this a couple of days ago about the London Lauren situation and how she is supposely pregnant by the Gremlin...I mean Lil Wayne.

I also said it was rumored that if Nivea was pregnant(in which she is) that she is also pregnant by Lil Wayne.

I am tell you this is too crazy. Its not unusal though, because this happens everyday in your hood so a man knocking up more than one girl at a time is not so SHOCKING!!

But Lil Wayne, you get a lil more $$$ and just spreading your seed? Now if indeed Nivea and Laura London are pregnant he will have 4 children @ age 26. Lil Wayne be smart and put away 4 TRUST FUNDS for your children and get ready to get hit up 4 ways with CHILD SUPPORT!

I know Lil Wayne has money and everything but Nivea and Lauren gotta be full of it get knocked up by him. What kind of lies is he telling these chicks?

Oh and on a side note: This will also be Nivea's 3rd child. 3 of them are by THE DREAM.

So this comes to my conclusion that since Mystical got locked up a couple years ago, she has not been producing hit nor an album, so she is unemployed. Meaning she is one of these chicks that get her meal ticket through spermination...

If I didnt think Lil Wayne had something, and fear that my children will come out looking like Gremlin babies...I would get knocked up by him too (yeah right...the hell I look like)?

WRAP IT UP FOLKS! DONT BELIEVE SHE IS ON BIRTH CONTROL!!!!

LAUREN & DANGER: THE BABY MAMA EDITION

So this week both Lauren London & Danger debuted their pregnant bellies.

Both have denied being pregnant in the past and now are both showing the world that yes indeed they are sperminated. CONGRATS!

But here are the questions...WHO ARE THE BABIES FATHERS? SERIOUSLY...

1. Lauren London baby daddy is supposely Lil Wayne...its probably true. If it is true, its kinda stupid because he just had a baby 6 months ago and are they even together? Is Nivea pregnant by Wayne too(rumor).

2. Danger just denied on the reunion show, which was like 2 months ago, that she was pregnant. Wow so she looks like 6 months preggers now...could this be Ray-Js Baby like she was claiming? Or maybe it is that dude's baby(Nick Cannon's Brother). <---Dude is so dumb clearly she smashed the homies and probably his too! Ray-J get that paternity test ASAP!

But anyways time will tell for the both of them but I like pregger women no matter the circumstances, its not the children's fault, so CONGRATS LADIES!

***I seriously hope no matter the rumors, that they are with the children's fathers***

RANDOM THURSDAY: MAKE YOU WANNA SLAP YO MAMMA

Literally!

I thought my [breastfeeding blog] was bad...you have to see this one!
Now I know some parents dont like to whip...but in this case it needs to happen!

YOU MUST WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO FOR THE SHOCK VALUE!

My jaw dropped literally and then I busted out laughing because I could not believe what just happened. The mother's reaction is what was killing me the most. This must happen all of the time!

AND this boy talked to his mother the entire footage and it was like he was the parent and she was the child. Mommy is in timeout? IDK but please watch and comment on your reaction...

I am like speechless...and looking for my belt!

BREASTFEEDING: WHEN DOES IT BECOME CHILD ABUSE?

Ok so my dad has a radio show online and the topic was about breastfeeding.

He had a feature guest and she was stating how she breastfed her daughter until she was 3 yold...I know that is a long time right? Now this chick in this video is freaking 8! Yes a grown child breastfeeding at EIGHT!!!

Now I believe breastfeeding is benefical, and the healthiest form of norshiment and food for a baby...but after 1 years old it needs to stop.

Eight years old is incest and child abuse!!! Look at her big a** laying across her mom sucking on her nipples...this is disgusting and I wanted to share this with everyone...

She needs the authorities called on her ASAP...this is sick!

MAKING THE BAND LAST NIGHT...

Ok I have alot to say about last nights show...ALOT!

Lets start off with how they started it off...Audrea [my friends and I kept calling her Audrina]

My dear lord...For the Love of Ray J WTF was she thinking when she decided she was not going to prep her face before eating breakfast. Was this her way of showing us she is natural? FAIL FAIL FAIL...makeup is definitely her friend...she NEEDS its bad. OMG! This shocked me. And she needs some Blixtex too [coldsore].

Dawn decided she was not going to wear any either...and yes she looks abit rough...but I think she just needs a little more sleep and concelear and some foundation and she is decent. She need to tap her friend on the shoulder and tell her dont she ever...ever...ever wake up in the morning and leave her bathroom without putting on any makeup. I can honestly say that I can defind Dawn though because TV, photos do not do her justice [not even this photo] when I say she is absolutely beautful in person. I met her recently when I went to Miami. Like I dont know what on TV she just doesnt look as good. And yes she is so nice and down to earth [she kept complimenting my eyes]

Yes I met Que too. OMg he was so sweet and cool. He was like telling me " No I would love to take your picture. I wanna take a pic with YOU!" My friend said he had a crush on me...and I wish I would of met the both of them after I seen this episode so I could ask...Who the hell wears the pants in the relationship? Dawn? So When Q and Robert [the crybabies] were about to fight ***snickerss*** Dawn, who was not even in the room, came out of no where like Captin Save a Ho, heard her man crying and kinda save the day. I guess she had to make sure he wasnt gonna get jumped again. Que stays in a fight...WTF?!

Then of course more crying from Que. My favorite quote from him that night was when he was like "You all are against me and I got the text messages to prove it" {rolls necks and walks away}...OMG classic! The estrogen in this boy is amazing...but I think it is contagious because everyone started crying...and I mean everyone [except my homeboy Donnie I see you manning up....not one tear or sniffle]
But my man Willie! My man Willie!!! OMG...I never ever thought I would see the day...

I swear I though that nothing could break this dude...but I was so wrong. He got to boo-hooin' too. No this is not okay! When Willie, the hardest member [supposely] of Day 26 starts to cry there is a big big problem...and thats called being broke and Puffy needs to pay these boys because its really effecting their manhood. Poor babies...

So question ladies...I know what you guys are probably going to say but I will ask anyways...

Is it okay for your man to cry, and if so when is it appropriate? Am I wrong for thinking all these men crying like this is some bish ish?

COMMENT!

LIL GIRL NEEDS A WHOPPING!

SO LITTLE MISS FAST A** BEYONCE WANNABE IS BACK.
IF YOU MISS IT CLICK HERE TO WATCH...
LOOK IF THIS WAS MY LITTLE GIRL...SHE WOULD GET IT WITH THE QUICKNESS...

BUT I DONT THINK THIS IS ALL HER FAULT SO I APOLOGIZE.

SHE IS ONLY 5 AND IS MOST LIKELY BEING PROVOKED TO DO THIS.

DID SHE HAVE THE NERVE TO PUT GOD IN THIS AND THEN POP LOCK & DROP IT?

OH NO! WHERE IS MY BELT?

BONUS VIDEO: Watch the white girl in the back [wearing pink] poor thang is so off...

OCT-MOM STUPIDNESS

You see this lady? She is a nut case!!! Bad mom indeed!

Okay here is how the story started in case u didnt know...

So she is now "infamous" for giving birth to octuplets [8 babies!!!] like two weeks ago. Wow right. So we thinking this is like some kind of miracle and she is a brave wonderful woman right...

Oww...OMG that looks like it hurts like crap. How is she smiling?There are 8 babies in there!!JESUS!!!

Okay so the story gets a little stupid. So why come[lol] before these 8 "miracle babies" she already had 6 other kids! Oh no it gets better!!

This heifer is barely 30!!! She lives at home with her mother, no job, and get this...there is no man! They were are sperm babies!!!

So guess what everyone. She is looking for handouts to support her kids. 1st she got a publistic to request if Oprah wants her on the show to pay 2 million for her apperance. What?! And then she is going to school, and she said student loans are going to help her pay for these kids. You selfish bish!!!

See thats is when I lost it because I am an actual college student, graduating, with actual life goals and dreams and "need" finacial aid for my education. She is going to use it to support her kids!!! Good luck with that because in this economy bish its going to be hard for you to get a loan now if you dont have good credit.

And not only this...yes this woman clearly had plastic surgery in which she is denying. She wanted to look like Angelia Jolie. They claim she is obsessed with her. Thus is why she got the surgey and probably wanted all these kids inspired by her. Except bish you dont have the funds like Angelia to support your 14 kids!!!!

How scarey is that?! She probably used some of the money from her previous kids to get this surgery...how else does a non-employed mother of 6 pay for it?

Oh and yes it gets worst.


Ooo All of her kids have the same middle name"Angel"[of course]and they said she used to send Angelina letters and stuff and poor Angie is creeped out. Its okay Angie...she creeps me out too. Imagine someone chopping and screwing their faces just to look like you?

She is sick and she is trying to to use her children to get money. I know times are hard and yes I know people who have gotten pregnant on purpose to use govt money to support them...but this ish? This bish wanted attention...wanted to be the next Angelia Jolie...or Mother Theresa or something...but your not!!!


See at lease with the mother who has like 18+ because she keeps getting pregnant every year has a Husband! She gets pregnant the natural way...mostly one kid at a time...They are a family! I mean I think she is kinda crazy too but at least she isnt trying to look for handouts. What the hell is this bish going to tell her 14 kids in a couple of years...to tell Maury to do a special sperm bank show to find the babies daddies?

Times are hard...but not hard enough to be psycho and dramatic like this hoe. Someone if you see her...slap her for me please!

CHRIS BROWN A WOMAN BEATER?

OMG...

Never in a million years would I think Chris Brown wasa woman beater...

He beat on Rhianna...to which is why both of them was not at the Grammy yesterday. WORD???

When I heard this yesterday I was like no...this is a lie...Chris Brown? But I guess I had to believe something when Rhianna didnt perform and neither of them was there...

Wow...this is a crazy world. Chris Brown...Why?? Just why??? Was it the herpes?

Awww and they were such a cute couple too...they made me gag in a happy way [cuz I am just jealous]

NO CHRIHANNA IS IT OVER FOR GOOD NOW???!

LESSON: Dont underestimate a person...Chris Brown will beat your a**

[ok not funny]