Tuesday, February 17, 2009

AM I A SIDELINE HO?


I have never been a sideline ho.
NEVER.

But I am starting to think I am.

The dude I am talking to is good to me...
But he has these moments where I gotta back away...
He got more important things to do that does involve me...
This is his love...
This is his life...

And I have came to the conclusion that I am just a side piece...
I am not the main attraction...
There is something else that brings him joy that I cannot provide...
And its not a chick...
Its a damn XBOX!!!!

XBOX you are ruining the relationship I am trying to have with him...
Your in the freaking way...
But no as soon as a new game come out YOU got his attention...
For hours...
I have to wait...and wait...and wait...
Until he becomes bored of you...
And that's when I come in...
Because I can please him in ways you cannot...
Your just a toy...
A toy that allows him to interact with his friends online...
And a toy that have him glued to you for hours...
He makes you the priority...I am an option...

But he claims its not like that with you...
He claims he don't mess with you like that...
He made a promise to me to spend more quality time and to give you space...
But I am starting to think you will always be around and I have to accept it...
But WTH...look at the comparison
VS

How the hell do I get turn down to this...
I haven't played Street Fighter since I was 12...
I gotta compete with this?

Look at me...
I think I am worth a whole lot more and a lot more fun...
But its cool...he can have you for now...
But I am not gonna be settling like this forever...
Your a stupid game...and one day you will be just an old flame collecting dust...

But for now I guess there is really nothing I can do until he grows up...
YOU SUCK XBOX!!!

16 comments:

JaG said...

ummm if you learn to join in and play you wouldnt feel this way but i dont have a video game system but that is on my list of things i want my next partner to be able to do is watch sports and play video whether it be xbox wii or playstation 3 she's gotta be hip to it...

NightFall914 said...

I don't know, I mean Chun Li's kinda thicC for a Chinese gurl.lol

Kiwi™ said...

I try to play...but he does it for hours!!!

I got too much ADD for hours...and yeah I used to be Chun Li everytime I played lol

Anonymous said...

excellent post!

JaeSpenc said...

That post was hilarious girlie! I've never dated a guy that's been into video games... But I have friends that have...

They share your plight...
and that shit is REAL! lol

Nelly said...

LMAO!!!! Girl I def been there before...

NiC-KIA said...

OMG!OMG! awesome blog entry.

i started reading it..like..this is horrible, and i seen the xbox..like..EWW! ive been there! lol.

thanks for following us at tastelessdiamonds.

your our xbox diamond. lol.

Naomie said...

lmfao! dead at you having the picture comparison!! i'm so happy i'm single right now i used to hate competing for attention

fck game systems!!!

.rawkii said...

Haha. I think I was in a situation where it was switched. I would be playing the game with my homies and my bf would call. ...tell him I'd call him back. Hm, make me feel kind of bad now...kinda.

Shantae said...

That damn xbox is ruining so many households isn't it? And streetfighter 4 ...my boyfriend is super hyped about it. It's all I heard about when I went to visit him.

I've learned to just be supportive of his gaming habits. It's all you can really do. Besides, better the xbox than other females, eh?

Kiwi™ said...

Shauntae the xbox is the other woman!!!
LOL I know what u mean but it's still too much...

Kiwi™ said...

Shauntae the xbox is the other woman!!!
LOL I know what u mean but it's still too much...

Sandy P said...

LMAO!!! Me likes!!! Im glad my hunny doesn't gamehead off for hours. I just have to compete with work and hey Im fine with that. As long as I get my Mac when it hits the shelves!!

xXMarie the MistressXx said...

lol,have yoiu played the xbox before?!?!?
you're not alone though. i'm a boig haterv of the xbox,lol.
but i don't blame you.
i thgink i'm a sideline ho and i can't compete with a fuckin' sophmore, WTF?!?!?!?

ThaFamousNobody said...

hahaha! Man, im sorry to hear that. Ive seen this happen all to much.

bunny said...

lmaooo.. GIRL ME AND YOU ON THE SAME BOAT!... I ALWAYS THREATEN HIM AND TELL HIM, WHEN HE COME HOME FROM WORK, THAT DAMN XBOX IS GOING TO BE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND....THEN HE TOLD ME, YOU KNOW THAT OHH SO EXPENSIVE SHOE COLLECTION OF YOURS...YEAH, THATS WHAT I THOUGHT...UUGGHH HE GETS ON MY NERVES!